FUNNIEST TWITTER TRENDS! Here they are, some of the best TWITTER FUNNY going now!

Now this is probably some of my favorite stuff! FUNNY TWITTER TRENDS! Starting off with a couple of our faves and finishing off with the trends folks are tweeting about! Let’s hear it – post your favorite funny Twitter trends in the comments!

Here’s our favorite from #robotpickuplines (more robot p/u lines below):

Ok, right now you think I’m crazy…. but wait’ll I show you my nuts! #robotpickuplines

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BadlyDrawnShirt: Apocolypse Cow #oneletteroffmovies

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himynameissam: The Da Vinci Chode #oneletteroffmovies

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Crackerwax: Like it! RT @FlamDukke: Dude, There’s My Car#oneletteroffmovies

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reneesales: The Colon Purple #oneletteroffmovies #porntitles

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expelliarmus: @Franklero I have more #oneletteroffmovies for you! Mobsters Inc, King Dong, Done In 60 Seconds, and I Love Your Man :)

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reneesales: Forest Gimp #oneletteroffmovies

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jackran: Tomorrow Never Diets #oneletteroffmovies

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jackran: The Lost Crusade #oneletteroffmovies

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NSFW Red HOT CUSTOMIZE IT

towndani: fight chub #oneletteroffmovies

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#robotpickuplines

evil_abounds RT @imaudihere 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01101000 01110101 01100111 01100101 00101110 00100000. #robotpickuplinesless than 5 seconds ago from web

LeonardoR @BadAstronomer: “Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1.” #robotpickuplinesless than 10 seconds ago from twhirl

Relle_D RT @nickshepherdme Nice Bolts wanna screw?#robotpickuplines << haaaahaha!less than 10 seconds ago from Twitterrific

dreamwatch RT @rokku #robotpickuplines You make my interface GUIless than 20 seconds ago from web

jonacon #robotpickuplines “Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you are the bomb.”half a minute ago from web

keeponwagging #robotpickuplines It that a joystick you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?half a minute ago from web

warplayer RT @SocratestheSock If I were a function(), would you call me? #robotpickuplineshalf a minute ago from twhirl

erionhouston RT: @spencerNYC #robotpickuplines – “Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?” (via@therussian)1 minute ago from Twitterrificrobotcomics #robotpickuplines I support portrait and landscape modes.1 minute ago from web

JenniferRose21 RT @ ryanjin: RT @alanontwit:#robotpickuplines yes, I know you’re metric- but I’m willing to convert. (VIA Futurama) #LOL1 minute ago from webtaboogle My docking station or yours? #robotpickuplinesless than a minute ago from TwitterBerry

lookitslizzle RT @weirdralph: #robotpickuplines Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!less than a minute ago from TweetDeckrobotcomics #robotpickuplines I support 3G-Spot.less than a minute ago from web

spadoinkler #robotpickuplines “I’m a cybernetic orgasm. Living tissue over metal Bellend-oskeleton”1 minute ago from web

rodomontade I don’t know what you’re thinking of me, but I hope it’s SS~~000.9 #robotpickuplines3 minutes ago from web

KISS MY AT grnblu mns raglan CUSTOMIZE IT

x5partan push a button to turn me on #robotpickuplines5 minutes ago from webHowlnmad #robotpickuplines Is that a diode in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me??5 minutes ago from web

richanddaveshow RT @BadAstronomer: “Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1.” #robotpickuplines 5 minutes ago from web

gtheg Hey baby, my name’s Vista, can I crash at your place tonight! Make sure you remember some antivirus software hun#robotpickuplines5 minutes ago from web

tearinyourhand #robotpickuplines Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?5 minutes ago from web

carpediazz @justamedicine RT jonacon #robotpickuplines“Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you are the bomb.”6 minutes ago from web

Relle_D #robotpickuplines. Beep beep boop beep beep beep boop sex6 minutes ago from Twitterrific

OTHER FUNNY TRENDS TWITS ARE TALKING ABOUT:

LouZava: Anyone remember the #ChuckNorris trend?? Those were funny!
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alexneil: The #whydogirls trend is pretty funny
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csljr1: ♫ #WhyDoGirls suddenly appear; every time you are near? ♫ I know that’s not what the trend is about; trying to be funny
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Fobbatron: @DJTremel the funny thing is the iphone, was/is indeed just a trend.
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LaPerezidente: The thing about bashing a celeb on twitter as oppose to a site is that the trend is in real time…poor diddy its funny tho
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_CRISOL_: cowfilms trend is pretty funny!
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eternallycharmd: Anyone have any funny Google voice transcription errors? We’re trying to trend #GoogleVoiceMistakes for a laugh :) Please share!
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LittleMsFaith: I wish they brought the #delayedtweets trend back. That was veryfunny!
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Like in Olive wht lngslv wmn front only LIMITED 09

missnajababy: Everybodyy is O’dn on dis #Sextips Trend!!! All Yall Are Extraa Nastyy LML I’m layin n mah bed LML Cuz shyt is funny..Follow @MiSsNajaBaby
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FUNNIEST TWEETS TWITTER TREND #Itsuckswhen

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I don’t DO know who started it and it’s FUNNY TWEETS galore! This Twitter trend had me CRACKING UP! So throw you’re #itsuckswhen tweet & hashtag in the ring to keep it going! There were so many we’re cutting it right here and going straight 50 of the funniest Twucking tweets:

Aim4theskydchi RT @rodrestr: #itsuckswhen you try and start a trending topic…but FAIL—– lol i know son we tried so hard too lol

1. luci8588 #itsuckswhen u have an ugly mom and an uglier dad. Ur destined for failure (ex. Tiny) lol
   1. mondoman5150 #itsuckswhen you sneeze and accidently let out a fart at the same time with people around

RichandDaveShow #itsuckswhen you give up Too Much Info!

1. MisterG31 #itsuckswhen The grammar in tweets is so horrible you have to read them several times to figure out what they mean._alex_dunn_ #itsuckswhen some trending topics don’t change for ages!!! xDjeremy_keen #itsuckswhen your face tastes my shoe.Bendels @MelCrawford agree. RT #itsuckswhenall the best things are in America and you dont live thereYaBoiENC #itsuckswhen u got jus enough gas 2 go 2 work and get home and u miss ya exit on tha highway now u can’t turn around for tha next 47 mil…………..
   

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themelissalouk #itsuckswhen you go to macys and get stuck in the dress.

iamEpiphani #itsuckswhen ur toes are as long as ur finger

Bukuroshe #itsuckswhen you’re forced to be a loner becuase no one gives two shits about you…lmao…glaad i dont have to deal w/ that prblem

allyallyally_ #itsuckswhen you get one of your thumbs cut off and sewn to your forehead

marrraa im not gonna tweet #crush anymore. its a birthday celebration for David Archuleta’s “crush.” what a lame TT -_-#itsuckswhen FTW!

Jamesaphobic #itsuckswhen you step on your phone and break the screen.

YummyKali #itsuckswhen yur out on a date w| a dude and he gives another bitch his number cuz yu went to the bathroom for two second.. smh

mondoman5150 #itsuckswhen your tweets dont post to trending topics or the public timeline and its like your just talking to yourself.

DorinaSes #itsuckswhen when someone talks too much and you can’t tell them to shut up

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Jenatomic #itsuckswhen you’ve “been there. done

ms90210 #Itsuckswhen sum1 ask u how their hair look and u have to tell them it look a hot mess…!

DorinaSes #itsuckswhen when someone talks too much and you can’t tell them to shut up

PhyliciaRenee RT @iambladebrown #itsuckswhenyou FINALLY get the one U’ve been eye-ing. Then realize, it was better watchin from the sideline<— I agree!

PollyOhhh #itsuckswhen ____(fill in with current thoughts)__ doesnt it? hah

RichandDaveShow for a trend tweet that is just LA-ZY!

StacieLCM #itsuckswhen people think this is a good idea for a trending topic. Really? This is all you’ve got?

iamEpiphani #itsuckswhen the glue on ur lace front wig starts to wear off

MyleenaLaniece #itsuckswhen people with sidekicks put that crap up thinking u gone be able to read what it say lol take that ish down

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Yayforsunshine #itsuckswhen you go into work lookin all cute, then get off lookin like who shot John…

HelenDoubleyou #itsuckswhen people spam while trying to trend something. gosh. i’m like giving up already lmao.

enemil68 #itsuckswhen u r sitting around messing with munchkins and some little miss perfect drops a house on you.

TieDyeTacos #itsuckswhen people pay you for pet sitting in a check.

ezb14 #itsuckswhen download the wrong porn file

RiCAN_iRiSH_BBy #itsuckswhen a dude talks biq on dha fone & wen yu qo to chill wit him he jus stare at yu

Drewski34 #itsuckswhen your house gets burgalarized

dpanthyr #itsuckswhen you hit “update” or “send” and then realize the context of what you just wrote…

LadyAhrie #itsuckswhen u aint got cable,shit i pay for what i can afford lmfao,lol,lol

iamEpiphani #itsuckswhen u have man hands and ur a woman. LOLOLOLOL

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DaMilliMan #itsuckswhen u get a ugly chick pregnant by mistake. Lmao.

beccas43 RT @juliaknows: #itsuckswhen the only person you can get to go to see, The Collector, with you is your mom.<<< nah. It’s when ur mom 2 busy!

roseana2w0kool #itsuckswhen u make an appointment for sumin then get there n they still make u wait in line or go after ppl already there! Smh

N1996 #itsuckswhen u see the person u hate happy :p

RichandDaveShow OH SNAP! (…not the good “snap”… the one where they put you on guarded watch for 24hours!)

itsthafame RT @ThaRealSeven #itsuckswhen You look in ya girls “Fav Five” and you see itsthafame right above you …

cov3rgurl86 RT@iamMamirocz #itsuckswhen u see dat one pic of a dude N he look fine,but then u peep the rest,its like oh no Guess that was his good day.

ezb14 #itsuckswhen aint doing shit, n u get in trouble

PricelessOnline #itsuckswhen u gotta give up yo spot as “The Other Guy” …lol

motleyfire #itsuckswhen you are taking a shower, then someone flushes a toilet…ow…

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Heaven33 #itsuckswhen its summer in Arizona. 116 degrees is not comfortable at all!

Seltzar @WisePoly #itsuckswhen i got that fire n yo sister wont holla cuz she dont want that oscar meyer

blazzuh #itsuckswhen Mofos don’t know how to clean up after their dogs and I have to step in that shit!!

lng07 #itsuckswhen u have to get up at 6:30 in the morning on a saturday!

BeefStallion #itsuckswhen you load myspace

Jenny_jen81 RT @Jenny_jen81: #itsuckswhenyou’re the only person on twitter not following @donniewahlberg! What’s wrong with you Funny People??

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JamDIVA #itsuckswhen you go 2 the bathroom in the dark an your booty falls n the toilet cus somebody left the seat up..n then got da nerve 2 fuss@u

1. devildogsrock #itsuckswhen you lock both sets of your keys in your truck!!!ima dumbass!!

BeastinBeauty #itsuckswhen a boy is tryna holla @ u but his homeboy/relative is waaay cuter :/

mzrellerelle #itsuckswhen u fall down a flight of stairs in front of everybody..sorry dude but i laughed at cha!!

NarrowStraits #itsuckswhen you get caught watching a certain TV show about a single mother and her daughter and constantly get ball busted over it.

Ohmiigawwsh #itsuckswhen mosquitos are too ridiculously fast for you to kill..especially after those bitches sucked the crap out of you!!

SIICE #itsuckswhen YOUR DIED……………RIP

Oooh #itsuckwhen a typo blows your jokes!

imagine797 #itsuckswhen you drink too much and run over people without noticing..

RichandDaveShowPretty smart > check out www.suckswhen.com (It’s like the post life of a #hashtag!)

Truthfully, we had to pull out a whole bunch of “downer tweets” ‘cuz a lot of ya’ll got some issues! So lighten up a bit and sound off in the comments!

Be safe out there and always remember: U R what you U tweet!

Careful out there, ‘cuz u r what you tweet!

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SciFi vs Syfy: Twitter Attacks

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OW an extreme Twitter trend over the SciFi Syfy switch! Put on your space siut for Twitter Attack Syfy!

The Twitter Attack Target: Syfy

ry_castle: They changed the Sci-Fi channel to SyFy?! Did someone honestly think that was a good idea? I mean seriously, that’s just plain sylly.
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APer3Caper: From Urban Dictionary: “SyFy – Name of a TV network that shows imagination-based programming to go with their illusionary ratings.” ROFLMAO!
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Don't be Syly get the hat!

justbloggin: Instead of changing it to SyFy, I think they should go greek and change it to psi phi instead.They could use the greek letters for the logo.
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RandyRiggs: SciFi changed to SyFy Channel: http://bit.ly/19JKae (expand)

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CassetteCoast: So the Sci-Fi channel has rebranded themselves as SyFy… “I dont go Syfy, Bitch I go Nawfy” -@luck0713 (kinda)

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hwood24: Marketing tool, spark interest…it worked RT @Thapointgod21: What the hell is up with the SciFi Channel rebranded itself to SyFy

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sonyuhshidae: wtf SyFy?

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brypie: @IndyEnigma they had to change it due to copyright :( #syfy

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Antof9: RT @fuggirls: Tomorrow the Sci-Fi Channel rebrands itself as Syfy. Both grammatically dumb AND totally meaningless! Brilliant strategy guys!

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candice: (Of course, the wy about Syfy is that you can’t properly trademark “Sci Fi” and it’s not good for search results… Still dumb as fuck.)
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zap2itbrill: I don’t mind Sci Fi changing its name. However, I do have a problem with the lower case “f.” SyFy? Sure. Syfy? A little odd.
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flyboypatrick: SyFy is trending. The general population collectively FAILs. It’s Sci-Fi you idiots. #Resist #Rebel #R-word?
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ExSimon: The “SyFy” network, huh? That’s what happens when you let the SciFi network be run by people who don’t watch scifi.
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Rustzula: Warehouse 13 is a new favorite show on scifi oh wait “syfy” (I don’t know why they changed it they just do ok)
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JNori: really doesn’t get the whole “SyFy” thing that the channel formerly known as “Sci Fi” is trying to do.
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kristinvass: icky rename – Sci-Fy to SyFy …. feels way too slippery for the geeky realm
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valkrye131: #syfy it’s dumb, I don’t like the change. pointless.
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ShariMcConahay: RT @mklopez @ShariMcConahay they announced name change 4 months ago. Web wisdom says that they did it

adamsimon: Why does SciFi Channel think that “SyFy” is LESS nerdy?

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PhoTee1: SCI FI Channel RIP! Hello CRAP CHANNEL (Syfy is apparently a foul Polish word) http://bit.ly/bmSYL (expand)

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ShariMcConahay: @mklopez Oh, well in that case, I *guess* that might make sense. But it still looks dumb. #syfy

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Cowlesies: syfy? y?

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2nga: I dunno bout this whole name changin thing to #syfy

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willsansbury: The new SyFy logo is precious… in a bad way. I expect to see Bedazler commercial at every break.
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weirdwerks: SCI FI BECOMES ‘SYFY‘ TODAY; NERDS PISSED | Warming Glow: As previously reported, today’s the day th.. http://bit.ly/35Ya7A (expand)
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evilrobert: Aw. SyFy is falling back again. Boo. Where’s all the people that hated the name change? Now’s the time to talk about how you don’t like it.
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lrichman: Sci Fi now SyFy? What kinda branding is that? They’ve gone from niche to nothing. (‘course they did that with their first broadcast of WWF)
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AlexaLovesYou: Sci-fi is now called SyFy? what?

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SyFy: RT @omglawdork saw 1 of the new syfy filmettes, & I am IN LOVE. Whimsical, beautiful, & a great reminder of why I <3 the genre and channel!
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canker: @Bungy32 Aha! The general consensus seems to be that SyFy is a SyFayl. Cheers me up a little.1 minute ago from DestroyTwitter · Reply · View Tweet · Show ConversationHide Conversation

MonkeyCowboy: @yournewschick Warehouse 13 on SyFy
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julieanntuttle: Watching Warehouse 13. Starts slow. Awkward jumps from cheesy to serious over and over. Syfy: sigh fiction.

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amaynard6: I’m glad that Scifi changed it’s name to SyFy after BSG ended. I don’t think I could watch it on a network with such a dumb name.
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rhiannontjd: @bmyrick Syfy – English majors everywhere cry – I know my daughter the Library sciences major did and wondered why the change!
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ForeverSerenity: RT @disquietville The sci-fi channel is now syfy?! I guess they needed a less restrictive name to accommodate a broader range of programing
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imcodykatz: Still getting used to the change from scifi to @Syfy I guess when they lost BSG (Starbuck & Number Six) they needed a new image

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rcassie95: SyFy is an interesting spelling…

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rhiannontjd: SciFi to Syfy just wondering why? pronounced the same, channel is the same so why change? Anybody have an answer to that? Thanks for info!
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K80Js: Just saw a commercial for The Basement on “Syfy“. *shakes head*
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Ptrope: Liking “Warehouse 13” on Syfy (dumb name change, guys!)

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popimages: @MenaMonroe I love SYFY and warehouse 13 is good so far
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ChefShonna: WTF?! When did SciFi channel become SyFy?! This is downright silly!
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katystoll: if it isn’t broke, break it . that way it gets some attention, and then you can go back later and fix it #syfy
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MrsG9cow: RT @jambro Is there anyone who thinks the rebranding of SciFi to Syfy is a good idea? // I haven’t met 1 yet! :( (via @scarlet121)/not
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Bungy32: But look! General disgust for SyFy name change is breaking the MJ and variants strangle hold on the top ten Twitter topics. So there’s that.
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tattooedelf: New show on SyFy (ugh): Warehouse13. So far so good, has my attention, but one thing: archiving isn’t nearly that much fun (no zip lines).less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet

vivid007: watching warehouse 13 which is decent… but seriously, SyFy?! That’s perhaps the worst rebranding job ever.half a minute ago from web · Reply · View Tweet

kellyoxenfree: “SyFy” still a hilariously bad move

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ScottRoberts: Sci-Fi to SyFy. Not that I ever watched the channel, but I have to admit it’s another change that’s almost on the level with New Coke.
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jambro: I’ll still watch the channel as much as I do now, but the new Syfy name is really dumb. Does anyone honestly think it’s a good idea?
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timelordalex: Heard rumours that SciFi changed to @SyFy to draw in women. Hopefully Space (Canada) doesn’t think my vagina stops me from enjoying sci-fi.
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ragnarokprime: if you say syfy instead of sci fi I’m going to hurt you with violence.

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Be safe out there and always remember: U R what you U tweet!

@richanddaveshow

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  candice: (Of course, the wy about Syfy is that you can’t properly trademark “Sci Fi” and it’s not good for search results… Still dumb as fuck.)
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  morethanfine: @circoea maybe @LissaTSM is saving it for CC. Cause you know she’d sell our souls to get into the Syfy party.
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  edelgado81: @Syfy oh i forgot one more thing. the cow has to stay in warehouse 13. power to the cows! lol
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  zap2itbrill: I don’t mind Sci Fi changing its name. However, I do have a problem with the lower case “f.” SyFy? Sure. Syfy? A little odd.
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  flyboypatrick: SyFy is trending. The general population collectively FAILs. It’s Sci-Fi you idiots. #Resist #Rebel #R-word?
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  ExSimon: The “SyFy” network, huh? That’s what happens when you let the SciFi network be run by people who don’t watch scifi.
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  ShannnSheph0: Just watch “Ice Age 3” Movie Free here Online http://cli.gs/GMre6n SyFy
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  Rustzula: Warehouse 13 is a new favorite show on scifi oh wait “syfy” (I don’t know why they changed it they just do ok)
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  edelgado81: @Syfy warehouse 13 premier was a blast. right off bat it started with a bang and ended with a bang. definitely a must watch series.
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  JNori: really doesn’t get the whole “SyFy” thing that the channel formerly known as “Sci Fi” is trying to do.
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  kristinvass: icky rename – Sci-Fy to SyFy …. feels way too slippery for the geeky realm
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  mistretta1: watching the new show from syfy warehouse 13
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  liesls: RT @syfy REMINDER: WIN A CYLON TOASTER! To enter, just RT this note by (end of) 7/7 (Toaster seen here: http://bit.ly/VbsZz (expand))
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  cliqueclack: Warehouse 13 kicks off the start of Syfy http://clak.us/tjy8
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  CliqueClackTV: Warehouse 13 kicks off the start of Syfy http://clak.us/tjy8
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Twitter Attack Ashton Kutcher vs CNN

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Unsure where the Twitterverse sides? Is it with Kelso or the Children’s News Network? Ashton Kutcher has clearly created the biggest Twitter storm to date and here’s what the tweeps are saying about @aplusk vs @CNNbrk…

(Twitter Attack = real tweets from real tweeple)

1938mediaAshton talking about new media kills me, like he knows shit. Without Old Media creating him, he woulda been Chris Crocker.

fishingdocin one day I have 13 followers at this rate I will catch ashton k in 27 years

spgordon3643My 17yr old daught just call me a tweethead- guess thx ashton:o)

RichandDaveShowGetting concerned about #unfollowfriday hashtag… @TwitterKarma‘s a bitch!

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shamr0ck79@aplusk Thanks for doing the Larry King interview w/ Diddy. That’s what got me turned on to Twitter and im lovin it!

anfieldchicki only wanted to look at ashton kutcher and so i had to join to do it now i have a follower haha an dont know what to do on here ??

dirtyrottengossHaha an article on twitter made it to the third page of the paper. Apparently @aplusk is king.

joshuaretrochicjoin me to punk Ashton Kutcher. Copy, paste, tweet follow MC Hammer @mchammer to make it hammer time

Crimson_DesignsLooked up ‘Ding Dong Ditch’ after Ashton Kutcher mentioned it on the Oprah Show. It’s a prank where you ring a doorbell and then run away.

• Dear Crimson Designs… Welcome to the 1950s

KristenHamillfull disclosure: had NO IDEA what RT meant until @aplusk just RT’ed someone with it’s definition. feeling much better about my life now.

kansasauthor@aplusk Can we follow each other? Check me out at www.TomMach.comabout

• Uh, kansasauthor… that’s pretty creepy.

hendrikmorkelWondering if South Park is going to make an Episode of the @aplusk vs @cnnbrk Twitterrace. Would be hilarious.

BravepowerThe world really is changing. @aplusk one-upped The Man (CNN?) and Will Smith is talking law of attraction: http://bit.ly/13Gff5 What next?

joncarneronoticed Friday once you follow @aplusk you can’t quit. So I’m blocking him to be safe (Demi too) http://tinyurl.com/c6t76y

uxRobWonder if @cnnbrk would have beaten @aplusk to 1,000,000 followers if they improved the experience by providing links to news stories.

• Ouch! Main Stream Media FAIL!

cdewsonCityTV just reported @aplusk got 1 mil followers before CNN. that was like 3 days ago, kinda slow Turn around CityTV, get better sources

GoodMumBadMum@aplusk Please put me in touch with your stylist as I want to give my kids an Ashton K do. Have already tried & can supply pics. Need help:)

• GoodMumBadMum… Maybe we can get DCFS as a sponsor?
  

JuliaetlamerRT @meeble – here’s the website: http://unfollowashton.com RT this!! #backlashton

notmsnoh, @aplusk, you are a douche, let me count the ways… http://tinyurl.com/d5wj26

twitrss60.000+ people are getting some of their daily shots of news thru TwitRSS. Thanks to you all. Next stop: take over @CNNbrk ;-)

NancyODell@cnnbrk

• Nancy… another 133 characters to go, let’s not waste ’em!

smoke_weed@cnnbrk no one cares

A_Flol! Just got followed by @fuckaplusk !! …ya, welcome to Twitter

tweet_feedsLiked “Unfollowing anyone who mentions Kutcher, Oprah, or uses the word Internets. Satisfying. #unfollowfriday” http://ff.im/-2aZRb

mediameltOk, we’ve had our fun. We proved our point. Time to Unfollow Ashton! http://unfollowashton.com #unfollowfriday #unfollowsat #celebexorcism

nathanreidImagine what you could do with a forum of 1 million followers! Of course, if you’re @aplusk, you’d just use it to bitch about your neighbors

• HA! You @nathanreid are our pick of the week! AWESOME!
  

NorahwithanH@aplusk Congrats! Can’t wait to see all the Bison Ted will send to your house after you ding dong ditch him!

TXHelloKittyso funny how @aplusk ignores #unfollowfriday & even funnier how the people who followed can’t unfollow now…error ftw

JeffcsJust finished watching the @aplusk @ev & @oprah twitter orgy. The day one of my parents joins Twitter, it will be over for me.

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62greenmanWhy do over a million people want to know what ashton kutcher is tweeting? I have 3 followers! so there kutcher!

Tbeffs@kevinrose u’ve been plugged on Oprah by Kutcher. Are u seeing an influx of new followers yet? Do u even care?

ErinRoseWellsJumping on the Twitter bandwagon…Oprah & Ashton Kutcher made me do it!

• Welcome to Twitter… see if Oprah or Ashton can get you an avatar too.

shutupmeg(@capzlocked) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT #OPRAH AND #ASTON #FUCKING #KUTCHER

RichandDaveShow@aplusk‘s 1 million followers? No thanks, I’m happy dissapointing the 200 I have.

P_dawg@andrewstepner Ew. You’re following Ashton Kutcher?! I might have to follow CNN to balance out your vote.

shezcraftiI followed Ashton Kutcher just so I could unfollow him. #unfollowfriday

kschimmelhehe…RT @lsaldanamd: Haha! RT@1938media Now if only all of Ashton’s followers would give him just one acting tip each. (via @HilzFuld)

LPPsychicTraceywell that was alot of fun that @aplusk watching ashton get to over a million followers and winning but not i just feel like one in a million8:44 AM Apr 17th from web

• LPPsychicTracey… hmm, thought you woulda seen that comin.
  

laxstressI wonder how many of the 1mm+ followers @aplusk could get to donate a malaria net…..or are they just slacktivists? whaddaya think Ashton?

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hgldAshton Kutcher has 1mln followers, exceeds CNN. Is this a media revolution or even a news event? Wish I could give @aplusk a slap.

Ebony_LuensmanWhat no congrats twit from @cnnbrk or @kingsthings.. Come on give Ashton @aplusk his due..

warrendunlop@aplusk I feel like I’m waiting for new years or something. CNN is whoring it SO hard right now (Ashton Kutcher Live > http://bit.ly/xEu6c)

Yeah, that was a lot of tweets… so is @aplusk the “King of Twitter” or just Twitter’s biggest twit? Let me know in the comments!

Remember, be careful out there, ‘cuz U R what U tweet!

-Rich

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Twitter Attack Sham Wow Dude

Oooh… looks like the Sham Wow Dude got into a little trouble and now

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If you want to read what happened here’s a tweet with a link, but this line sums up the Smoking Gun article: “TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl.”

MareBear713: The Sham Wow guy is 44???http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

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danfit: @okayokay the only thing sham wow can’t pick up is hookers. come to my comedy show!

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mitchfatel: Somewhere out there…somewhere…is a woman who blew the sham-wow guy. Talk about living with a secret.

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_Chapman: Sham-wow guy punches a hooker… gets arrested. Should have Slap chopped her. ‘You’re gonna love my nuts!’ http://tinyurl.com/deguhk (expand)

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Derwood1900: Sham-Wow? More like Sham-Pow!! http://tinyurl.com/crql3l (expand)

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PaulaZargaj: Vince the Sham Wow guy is a loser? Shocking.http://tinyurl.com/cggxfj (expand)

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sradick: RT @amandare: Bow Chicka Sham Wow…i mean ow (http://tinyurl.com/crql3l (expand))

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subwaysquawkers: Sham-what? That Slap Chop dude is in trouble with the law. Let’s hope the Snuggie stars stay out of trouble. http://tinyurl.com/crql3l (expand)

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codearachnid: “You know who probably never pays for sex? Billy Mays, that’s who. That guy is all class.” RT @Sharif28: Sham WOW! http://tinyurl.com/dmpfhz (expand)

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AngelPV: Sham Pow!! Bitch!

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candyo121: @obxlaw I always thought the Sham Wow guy was all hyped up on Mountain Dew or something. Way too energetic without being chemically induced.

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JoshuaRathbun: Sham Wow Man vs Prostitute: Who wins? All of us.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

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d_cake_iz_a_l13: haha “sham-OH SHIT MY TONGUE!!!”

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hannahmcnoface: The sham wow guy got arrested for getting in a fist fight with a hooker. Guess she didn’t love his nuts.

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JoeAM: Photo: Fighting hookers one at a time, so you don’t have to: The Sham-Wow guy.  Get ‘em! http://tumblr.com/x5x1hz3bp

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lavandergooms: reports say sham wow is the top product to wipe down a crime scene.4 out of 5 criminals use it

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nigelhotdogg: Vince the “Sham-WOW” douche apparently was a rrested for beating up a hooker. If he had put that in his comedy movie it might have sold.

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joeyroxville: @StephanieMD let’s road trip and bail him out, free sham wows and slap chops for life!

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Bthypin: You know the guy who pitches Sham Wow? This blows away the time the Dell dude got busted for possession http://bit.ly/6zUm (expand)

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The_Weakonomist: Sham wow guy arrested with hooker. What’s next billy mays in a coke sting?

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mlseaton: Here is one mess Sham Wow won’t clean up! http://bit.ly/X5u8m (expand)Sham Wow guy arrested Danny Bonaduce style…

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Jaxthatgirl: @darbiw I bet he tried to pay her in sham wows and she refused

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robangeles: [reddit] Sham-WOW, you’ll say “wow” everytime. you’ll also, apparantly, beat the shit out of hookers. http://twurl.nl/4c812n (expand)

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fakecelebrity: It just ain’t a party until the Sham-Wow guy shows up.

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kaseypoteet: First Free Credit Guy, now Sham Wow dude… Why must all my heroes fall?? ;) http://tinyurl.com/crqI3I (expand)

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spookychan: @malpertuis Sham-wow : punch-a-bitch super carnnie edition.

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