Now this is some Twitter-Funny, wait no – Twitter magic! Thank you Apple for pissing off the iPhone… uh… iPholks… and introducing Siri!
FUNNIEST SIRI TWEETS
Siri: Where is the iPhone 5?
on an AT&T connection is going to be like having a passive aggressive, half-deaf butler.” <- LMAO!
“Siri, where am I? And why am I not wearing any pants?”
Siri, find me local drug dealers in order of highest ratings.
Siri: Cutting edge technology voiced by a 1980 Speak and Spell.
“Siri” is awfully close to “Suri.” I think you know what I mean.
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? That looks like the most amazing thing I’ll never use.”
Siri, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
I just spared you from me trying to make an iPhone “Siri
“/Scientology “Suri” joke.
: I think i have a crush on you.” I just want to be friends, Joe.
Siri, what’s the name for the type of autism that makes some people tweet at their local Starbucks?
When I get an iPhone 4S I’m looking forward to asking Siri the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
Thinking of changing my name to Siri so more men will be interested in me.
Apple’s Siri will never work with my accent! Me: “Message my wife I’ll be late.” Phone: “Massage your wifi on a date.”
“Siri, tweet ‘Poopin’.” “Tweeting ‘Pooping’.” The future is now.
Siri, given enough time to prepare, could Batman defeat Galactus?
about Skynet, and it will electrocute you and drive your car over a cliff. Try it, I dare you.
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I’m bitterly disappointed that every aspect of the iPhone 4S is dramatically better than its predecessor except its shape.</sarcasm>