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I don’t DO know who started it and it’s FUNNY TWEETS galore! This Twitter trend had me CRACKING UP! So throw you’re #itsuckswhen tweet & hashtag in the ring to keep it going! There were so many we’re cutting it right here and going straight 50 of the funniest Twucking tweets:

Aim4theskydchi RT @rodrestr: #itsuckswhen you try and start a trending topic…but FAIL—– lol i know son we tried so hard too lol

1. luci8588 #itsuckswhen u have an ugly mom and an uglier dad. Ur destined for failure (ex. Tiny) lol
   1. mondoman5150 #itsuckswhen you sneeze and accidently let out a fart at the same time with people around

RichandDaveShow #itsuckswhen you give up Too Much Info!

1. MisterG31 #itsuckswhen The grammar in tweets is so horrible you have to read them several times to figure out what they mean._alex_dunn_ #itsuckswhen some trending topics don’t change for ages!!! xDjeremy_keen #itsuckswhen your face tastes my shoe.Bendels @MelCrawford agree. RT #itsuckswhenall the best things are in America and you dont live thereYaBoiENC #itsuckswhen u got jus enough gas 2 go 2 work and get home and u miss ya exit on tha highway now u can’t turn around for tha next 47 mil…………..
   

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themelissalouk #itsuckswhen you go to macys and get stuck in the dress.

iamEpiphani #itsuckswhen ur toes are as long as ur finger

Bukuroshe #itsuckswhen you’re forced to be a loner becuase no one gives two shits about you…lmao…glaad i dont have to deal w/ that prblem

allyallyally_ #itsuckswhen you get one of your thumbs cut off and sewn to your forehead

marrraa im not gonna tweet #crush anymore. its a birthday celebration for David Archuleta’s “crush.” what a lame TT -_-#itsuckswhen FTW!

Jamesaphobic #itsuckswhen you step on your phone and break the screen.

YummyKali #itsuckswhen yur out on a date w| a dude and he gives another bitch his number cuz yu went to the bathroom for two second.. smh

mondoman5150 #itsuckswhen your tweets dont post to trending topics or the public timeline and its like your just talking to yourself.

DorinaSes #itsuckswhen when someone talks too much and you can’t tell them to shut up

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Jenatomic #itsuckswhen you’ve “been there. done

ms90210 #Itsuckswhen sum1 ask u how their hair look and u have to tell them it look a hot mess…!

DorinaSes #itsuckswhen when someone talks too much and you can’t tell them to shut up

PhyliciaRenee RT @iambladebrown #itsuckswhenyou FINALLY get the one U’ve been eye-ing. Then realize, it was better watchin from the sideline<— I agree!

PollyOhhh #itsuckswhen ____(fill in with current thoughts)__ doesnt it? hah

RichandDaveShow for a trend tweet that is just LA-ZY!

StacieLCM #itsuckswhen people think this is a good idea for a trending topic. Really? This is all you’ve got?

iamEpiphani #itsuckswhen the glue on ur lace front wig starts to wear off

MyleenaLaniece #itsuckswhen people with sidekicks put that crap up thinking u gone be able to read what it say lol take that ish down

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Yayforsunshine #itsuckswhen you go into work lookin all cute, then get off lookin like who shot John…

HelenDoubleyou #itsuckswhen people spam while trying to trend something. gosh. i’m like giving up already lmao.

enemil68 #itsuckswhen u r sitting around messing with munchkins and some little miss perfect drops a house on you.

TieDyeTacos #itsuckswhen people pay you for pet sitting in a check.

ezb14 #itsuckswhen download the wrong porn file

RiCAN_iRiSH_BBy #itsuckswhen a dude talks biq on dha fone & wen yu qo to chill wit him he jus stare at yu

Drewski34 #itsuckswhen your house gets burgalarized

dpanthyr #itsuckswhen you hit “update” or “send” and then realize the context of what you just wrote…

LadyAhrie #itsuckswhen u aint got cable,shit i pay for what i can afford lmfao,lol,lol

iamEpiphani #itsuckswhen u have man hands and ur a woman. LOLOLOLOL

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DaMilliMan #itsuckswhen u get a ugly chick pregnant by mistake. Lmao.

beccas43 RT @juliaknows: #itsuckswhen the only person you can get to go to see, The Collector, with you is your mom.<<< nah. It’s when ur mom 2 busy!

roseana2w0kool #itsuckswhen u make an appointment for sumin then get there n they still make u wait in line or go after ppl already there! Smh

N1996 #itsuckswhen u see the person u hate happy :p

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itsthafame RT @ThaRealSeven #itsuckswhen You look in ya girls “Fav Five” and you see itsthafame right above you …

cov3rgurl86 RT@iamMamirocz #itsuckswhen u see dat one pic of a dude N he look fine,but then u peep the rest,its like oh no Guess that was his good day.

ezb14 #itsuckswhen aint doing shit, n u get in trouble

PricelessOnline #itsuckswhen u gotta give up yo spot as “The Other Guy” …lol

motleyfire #itsuckswhen you are taking a shower, then someone flushes a toilet…ow…

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Heaven33 #itsuckswhen its summer in Arizona. 116 degrees is not comfortable at all!

Seltzar @WisePoly #itsuckswhen i got that fire n yo sister wont holla cuz she dont want that oscar meyer

blazzuh #itsuckswhen Mofos don’t know how to clean up after their dogs and I have to step in that shit!!

lng07 #itsuckswhen u have to get up at 6:30 in the morning on a saturday!

BeefStallion #itsuckswhen you load myspace

Jenny_jen81 RT @Jenny_jen81: #itsuckswhenyou’re the only person on twitter not following @donniewahlberg! What’s wrong with you Funny People??

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JamDIVA #itsuckswhen you go 2 the bathroom in the dark an your booty falls n the toilet cus somebody left the seat up..n then got da nerve 2 fuss@u

1. devildogsrock #itsuckswhen you lock both sets of your keys in your truck!!!ima dumbass!!

BeastinBeauty #itsuckswhen a boy is tryna holla @ u but his homeboy/relative is waaay cuter :/

mzrellerelle #itsuckswhen u fall down a flight of stairs in front of everybody..sorry dude but i laughed at cha!!

NarrowStraits #itsuckswhen you get caught watching a certain TV show about a single mother and her daughter and constantly get ball busted over it.

Ohmiigawwsh #itsuckswhen mosquitos are too ridiculously fast for you to kill..especially after those bitches sucked the crap out of you!!

SIICE #itsuckswhen YOUR DIED……………RIP

Oooh #itsuckwhen a typo blows your jokes!

imagine797 #itsuckswhen you drink too much and run over people without noticing..

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Truthfully, we had to pull out a whole bunch of “downer tweets” ‘cuz a lot of ya’ll got some issues! So lighten up a bit and sound off in the comments!

Be safe out there and always remember: U R what you U tweet!

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SciFi vs Syfy: Twitter Attacks

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The Twitter Attack Target: Syfy

ry_castle: They changed the Sci-Fi channel to SyFy?! Did someone honestly think that was a good idea? I mean seriously, that’s just plain sylly.
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APer3Caper: From Urban Dictionary: “SyFy – Name of a TV network that shows imagination-based programming to go with their illusionary ratings.” ROFLMAO!
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justbloggin: Instead of changing it to SyFy, I think they should go greek and change it to psi phi instead.They could use the greek letters for the logo.
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RandyRiggs: SciFi changed to SyFy Channel: http://bit.ly/19JKae (expand)

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CassetteCoast: So the Sci-Fi channel has rebranded themselves as SyFy… “I dont go Syfy, Bitch I go Nawfy” -@luck0713 (kinda)

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hwood24: Marketing tool, spark interest…it worked RT @Thapointgod21: What the hell is up with the SciFi Channel rebranded itself to SyFy

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sonyuhshidae: wtf SyFy?

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brypie: @IndyEnigma they had to change it due to copyright :( #syfy

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Antof9: RT @fuggirls: Tomorrow the Sci-Fi Channel rebrands itself as Syfy. Both grammatically dumb AND totally meaningless! Brilliant strategy guys!

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candice: (Of course, the wy about Syfy is that you can’t properly trademark “Sci Fi” and it’s not good for search results… Still dumb as fuck.)
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zap2itbrill: I don’t mind Sci Fi changing its name. However, I do have a problem with the lower case “f.” SyFy? Sure. Syfy? A little odd.
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flyboypatrick: SyFy is trending. The general population collectively FAILs. It’s Sci-Fi you idiots. #Resist #Rebel #R-word?
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ExSimon: The “SyFy” network, huh? That’s what happens when you let the SciFi network be run by people who don’t watch scifi.
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Rustzula: Warehouse 13 is a new favorite show on scifi oh wait “syfy” (I don’t know why they changed it they just do ok)
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JNori: really doesn’t get the whole “SyFy” thing that the channel formerly known as “Sci Fi” is trying to do.
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kristinvass: icky rename – Sci-Fy to SyFy …. feels way too slippery for the geeky realm
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valkrye131: #syfy it’s dumb, I don’t like the change. pointless.
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ShariMcConahay: RT @mklopez @ShariMcConahay they announced name change 4 months ago. Web wisdom says that they did it

adamsimon: Why does SciFi Channel think that “SyFy” is LESS nerdy?

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PhoTee1: SCI FI Channel RIP! Hello CRAP CHANNEL (Syfy is apparently a foul Polish word) http://bit.ly/bmSYL (expand)

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ShariMcConahay: @mklopez Oh, well in that case, I *guess* that might make sense. But it still looks dumb. #syfy

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Cowlesies: syfy? y?

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2nga: I dunno bout this whole name changin thing to #syfy

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willsansbury: The new SyFy logo is precious… in a bad way. I expect to see Bedazler commercial at every break.
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weirdwerks: SCI FI BECOMES ‘SYFY‘ TODAY; NERDS PISSED | Warming Glow: As previously reported, today’s the day th.. http://bit.ly/35Ya7A (expand)
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evilrobert: Aw. SyFy is falling back again. Boo. Where’s all the people that hated the name change? Now’s the time to talk about how you don’t like it.
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lrichman: Sci Fi now SyFy? What kinda branding is that? They’ve gone from niche to nothing. (‘course they did that with their first broadcast of WWF)
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AlexaLovesYou: Sci-fi is now called SyFy? what?

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SyFy: RT @omglawdork saw 1 of the new syfy filmettes, & I am IN LOVE. Whimsical, beautiful, & a great reminder of why I <3 the genre and channel!
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canker: @Bungy32 Aha! The general consensus seems to be that SyFy is a SyFayl. Cheers me up a little.1 minute ago from DestroyTwitter · Reply · View Tweet · Show ConversationHide Conversation

MonkeyCowboy: @yournewschick Warehouse 13 on SyFy
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julieanntuttle: Watching Warehouse 13. Starts slow. Awkward jumps from cheesy to serious over and over. Syfy: sigh fiction.

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amaynard6: I’m glad that Scifi changed it’s name to SyFy after BSG ended. I don’t think I could watch it on a network with such a dumb name.
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rhiannontjd: @bmyrick Syfy – English majors everywhere cry – I know my daughter the Library sciences major did and wondered why the change!
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ForeverSerenity: RT @disquietville The sci-fi channel is now syfy?! I guess they needed a less restrictive name to accommodate a broader range of programing
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imcodykatz: Still getting used to the change from scifi to @Syfy I guess when they lost BSG (Starbuck & Number Six) they needed a new image

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rcassie95: SyFy is an interesting spelling…

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rhiannontjd: SciFi to Syfy just wondering why? pronounced the same, channel is the same so why change? Anybody have an answer to that? Thanks for info!
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K80Js: Just saw a commercial for The Basement on “Syfy“. *shakes head*
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Ptrope: Liking “Warehouse 13” on Syfy (dumb name change, guys!)

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popimages: @MenaMonroe I love SYFY and warehouse 13 is good so far
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ChefShonna: WTF?! When did SciFi channel become SyFy?! This is downright silly!
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katystoll: if it isn’t broke, break it . that way it gets some attention, and then you can go back later and fix it #syfy
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MrsG9cow: RT @jambro Is there anyone who thinks the rebranding of SciFi to Syfy is a good idea? // I haven’t met 1 yet! :( (via @scarlet121)/not
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Bungy32: But look! General disgust for SyFy name change is breaking the MJ and variants strangle hold on the top ten Twitter topics. So there’s that.
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tattooedelf: New show on SyFy (ugh): Warehouse13. So far so good, has my attention, but one thing: archiving isn’t nearly that much fun (no zip lines).less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet

vivid007: watching warehouse 13 which is decent… but seriously, SyFy?! That’s perhaps the worst rebranding job ever.half a minute ago from web · Reply · View Tweet

kellyoxenfree: “SyFy” still a hilariously bad move

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ScottRoberts: Sci-Fi to SyFy. Not that I ever watched the channel, but I have to admit it’s another change that’s almost on the level with New Coke.
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jambro: I’ll still watch the channel as much as I do now, but the new Syfy name is really dumb. Does anyone honestly think it’s a good idea?
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timelordalex: Heard rumours that SciFi changed to @SyFy to draw in women. Hopefully Space (Canada) doesn’t think my vagina stops me from enjoying sci-fi.
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ragnarokprime: if you say syfy instead of sci fi I’m going to hurt you with violence.

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  candice: (Of course, the wy about Syfy is that you can’t properly trademark “Sci Fi” and it’s not good for search results… Still dumb as fuck.)
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  morethanfine: @circoea maybe @LissaTSM is saving it for CC. Cause you know she’d sell our souls to get into the Syfy party.
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  edelgado81: @Syfy oh i forgot one more thing. the cow has to stay in warehouse 13. power to the cows! lol
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  zap2itbrill: I don’t mind Sci Fi changing its name. However, I do have a problem with the lower case “f.” SyFy? Sure. Syfy? A little odd.
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  flyboypatrick: SyFy is trending. The general population collectively FAILs. It’s Sci-Fi you idiots. #Resist #Rebel #R-word?
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  ExSimon: The “SyFy” network, huh? That’s what happens when you let the SciFi network be run by people who don’t watch scifi.
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  ShannnSheph0: Just watch “Ice Age 3” Movie Free here Online http://cli.gs/GMre6n SyFy
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  Rustzula: Warehouse 13 is a new favorite show on scifi oh wait “syfy” (I don’t know why they changed it they just do ok)
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  edelgado81: @Syfy warehouse 13 premier was a blast. right off bat it started with a bang and ended with a bang. definitely a must watch series.
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  JNori: really doesn’t get the whole “SyFy” thing that the channel formerly known as “Sci Fi” is trying to do.
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  kristinvass: icky rename – Sci-Fy to SyFy …. feels way too slippery for the geeky realm
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  mistretta1: watching the new show from syfy warehouse 13
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  liesls: RT @syfy REMINDER: WIN A CYLON TOASTER! To enter, just RT this note by (end of) 7/7 (Toaster seen here: http://bit.ly/VbsZz (expand))
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  cliqueclack: Warehouse 13 kicks off the start of Syfy http://clak.us/tjy8
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  CliqueClackTV: Warehouse 13 kicks off the start of Syfy http://clak.us/tjy8
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7 Sins of the Twitter Elite

Ahhhh the Twitter Elite, the Twitter Famous, no not the Shaqs & Brittanys but the geeks who “got it” before everyone else. They built it, touted it, criticized it. Some even left and were tweeting again in less time than it took Brittany to shave her head and re-weave (and make a come back with a Twitter account nonetheless). So, perhaps “sins” are a little dramatic, but I’ll let @jchrst be the judge. Anyway feel free to add / debate in the comments.

OMG

If you are over 16 and you don’t live in the valley in the 80s do not use OMG. You shouldn’t say it out loud, you shouldn’t text it and you shouldn’t put a Z in front of it. ZOMG doesn’t even make sense. Step up and use WTF or OMFG like an adult.

Major offenders: L(ike)OMG, you totally know who you are.

“Crowd Sourcing”

Please STOP referring to Twitter as “great for crowd sourcing.” Yeah, you have a gazillion people just waiting to talk to you. Twitter is your personal people search. Yay for you. When I ask a question on Twitter I might get an answer, that’s 1 answer to a question so I have to send 6 DMs just to make sure someone responds!

Major offenders: John Dvorak @therealdvorak, Alex Albrecht @alexalbrecht

Watch Tonight’s News…

No. It’s a waste of Twitter space to only tweet product teases (same for FB). I don’t care what’s on your late news tonight, stop tweeting about it. I get my news from HULU, John Stewart & TWIT (just kidding on the last one).

Major offenders: Mass Media

Follow me / I won’t follow you or Follow everyone (known as “A Twitter Reach Around”)

Whether you follow everyone or choose to be the “Ultimate Twitter Ass” (a Twasshole) by following 14 people even though you have 45,000 followers that’s fine, but shut up about it. For the rest of us it’s lose / lose… follow everyone & get a thousand tweets you don’t want or don’t follow anyone and your follower count hovers at 14 forever.

Major offenders: Leo Laporte @leolaporte

Too cool to DM

I get it, I won’t DM you. You don’t check your DMs. Twitter won’t let you clear them 2k at a time. Boo hoo. Excuse me while I go clear my 15 DMs. All all auto responses from tweeps not expecting a reply.

Major offender: Brogan @chrisbrogan

#Hashtag Burnout

Give hashtags a break already! Wayne – because you use so many, half you’re tweets are only 4 words long and it’s impossible to retweet you! There’s no room for R & T! You are a Hashtag Junkie!

Seriously, you have a problem. Please get help #intervention.

Major offender: #WayneSutton @waynesutton

Stupid Tweets

I am not stalking you stop with the stupid tweets: “Long day, late night… off to bed.” OR “Eating eggs with toast.” Occasionally it’s not a problem, but some of you are WAY over your quota!

Major offender: Alex Albrecht (Wonder why Kevin is kicking your ass on Twitter? Well there you go.)

A final note, if you’re new to Twitter these are the folks you really need to follow! Unless, of course, you’re afraid to learn something. Oh, and if you want to become “Twitter Famous” click here for ideas that are gauranteed get you thousands and thousands of followers fast!

“Twitter Famous” or Tweeple Poor, just remember: U R what U tweet!

@RichandDaveShow

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If you couldn’t guess, this was inspired by my recent move.

Never ending sea of cardboard cubes,

knee pain, wall gauge, trailer Jenga. Cat.

Crashing waves, no couch. F*ck!

Careful out there, ‘cuz U R what U tweet!

-Rich

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Get THOUSANDS of followers onTwitter fast!

The following tweet tipped me off to just how easy it is to get THOUSANDS of Twitter followers and I’m sharing it with you!

Kevin Rose: 10 Ways To Increase Your Twitter Followers http://twurl.nl/xw1e7l

So, here you go:

• Get over 90k followers fast by hacking @LeoLaporte ‘s account. The password is probably something like “TWIT is my copyright,” “screensavers” or maybe “tech tv”
• Become @KevinRose
• Tweet the following on #followfriday “An absolute must follow! (insert your twitter sign here)” from @brianshaler‘s twitter account.

  

• Take @stephenfry hostage and hijack his tweets. This shouldn’t be to hard because he tweets locations like a senator landing in Iraq. In fact he just tweeted he’s shoppinug in Manhatten, so go get him!!

• Glasses, goofy hair cut, stream EVERYTHING live, be kind of an ass. It worked for @chrispirillo so it’ll probably work for you too.chrispirilloIs it me?about 8 hours ago from Ping.fmRichandDaveShow Yes, Chris, it’s you.

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TheBloggessAlso, I just want to point out that I have more followers than @cracked. It’s awesome. And by “awesome” I mean “kind of a travesty”.about 4 hours ago from web

@JasonCalacanis

@guykawasaki

@Scobleizer

You’re welcome & good luck!

Rich

BTW: Who the f*ck is @Armano???:-)

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