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Bronxzooscobra FUNNIEST TWITTER TRENDS! BronxZooCobra TWEETS

March 29, 2011

A deadly snake on the loose in NY! Hilarity Ensues… on Twitter.

 

 

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BronxZoosCobra: @peternbcnews Don’t turn around. I’m right behind you. Just kidding! lol!
about 4 hours ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: Holding very still in the snake exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. This is gonna be hilarious!
about 23 hours ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: Anyone know if Rebecca Black lives in NYC? No reason.
1 day ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: Dear NYC, Apples and snakes have gone together since the beginning.
1 day ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: I want to thank those animals from the movie “Madagascar.” They were a real inspiration.
1 day ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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TimeNewsfeed: Cobra escapes from Bronx Zoo, promptly gets a Twitter account (@BronxZooCobra) | http://ti.me/fkaDUh
about 2 hours ago via HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet

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whiterabbit8563: RT @pritesh23: Looking for the #bronxzoocobra? It’s actually@bronxzooscobra
33 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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alt161: How hard can it be to find a cobra with a smart phone?@BronxZoosCobra
15 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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bridgemama: RT @FernandaAdames: RT @BronxZoosCobra: Donald Trump is thinking about running for president?! Don’t worry, I’ll handle this. Where is Trump Tower exactly?
9 minutes ago via ÜberSocial · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: According to the rules of Twitter, I think I’m supposed to announce a multi-city comedy tour now. Right @ConanOBrien & @CharlieSheen?
6 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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dgcarolina: @bronxzoocobra has over 66K followers on twitter already – this snake knows how to do NYC up right!
3 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: Not a fan of G.I. Joe.
about 4 hours ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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pareemichele: RT @BronxZoosCobra: Dear @CharlieSheen, know what’s better than tiger’s blood? Cobra venom. #winning http://tmi.me/8fuL6
15 minutes ago via ÜberSocial · Reply · View Tweet

FYI: @Bronxzoocobra is the wrong account

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jenniferfalls: Did they ban the #BronxZooCobra?
2 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · View Tweet

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garnetstorm: Big hiss to Twitter for suspending @bronxzoocobra account.
1 minute ago via Echofon · Reply · View Tweet

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kst8er76: RT @jaywalker20: What the heck! The @Bronxzoocobra has been suspended? If a snake can’t speak his mind freely, then who can?
25 minutes ago via TweetDeck · Reply · View Tweet

Careful out there, ‘cuz remember, you are what you tweet!

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TimeNewsfeed: Cobra escapes from Bronx Zoo, promptly gets a Twitter account (@BronxZooCobra) | http://ti.me/fkaDUh
about 2 hours ago via HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet

 

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Apple Inspired Father’s Day Gear! Gaze upon the new magical magic that is Appel!

May 23, 2010

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Can’t fork out “iPad cash” for Dad’s day? Well, you can still make mega points and bring a big smile to your father’s face! Check out these funny Apple iPhone inspired gifts, great for just about any dad!

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Twitter says Merton Piano Chat Roulette Improv FTW! (for the win)

March 27, 2010

*added > baby chat roulette!  scroll down! *updated with more tweets & parodies!

**NEW > AMAZING  CHAT ROULETTE AD CAMPAIGN! Scroll down to watch!

Piano Chat Roulette Improv MertonIf you haven’t seen these videos of “Merton” the piano Chat Roulette Improv dude… well, you’re missing out! He’s had 5,122,506 views! Holy cry!
Anyway, here are those MUST SEE vids and what the Twitterverse is saying about Chat Roulette!

Click to get your own CHAT ROULETTE HOODIE!


Hey Baby, nice tweets! >>

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Rob_normalpopereggie I officially think Chat roulette is just filled with dudes.17 minutes ago from web

2ce0zth_normalerinnicole101 http://bit.ly/bv3Vp4 Seriously how hilarious is this. Lady Gaga Telephone, CHAT ROULETTE VERSION hahaha i almost peed my pants

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Undies_shoot_hs_normalBekahBeFree chat roulette is hella fun18 minutes ago from web

Default_profile_2_normalSkatingTomato Good news: Sabres are in the playoffs. Bad news: my roommate and his buddies discovered Chat Roulette.18 minutes ago from web

10422_196584188184_504258184_3733199_3929957_n_normalOoftDanny @nickolas_paul what are you even doing tonight. if you’re on chat roulette two nights in a row i’m going to judge you big style.28 minutes ago from web

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Bambus42: i knew that the guy who made piano chat improv ode to merton is not merton dont know why everyone was telling me he is..
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arthur8863: Chat Roulette Funny Accordion Improv #1 (Piano Chat improv Parody) http://bit.ly/bmdyX6 (expand)
about 19 hours ago from Chromed Bird · Reply · View Tweet
AMAZING CHAT ROULETTE AD CAMPAGN – Hilarious!

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APPLE IPAD: Tweets, Spoofs, Bombs and TWITTER TREND

January 27, 2010

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The New Apple iPad

The New Apple iPad

WOW the iPad has set off a Twitter storm! So we’re giving you a little bit of EVERYTHING! Here are some of the funniest iPad tweets, bitches and spoofs! Followed by top related Twitter trends like… wait for it…

“iTampon” < WOW! SERIOUSLY!

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jroood: RT @soulpancake: RT @avivhadar: Anyone in Boston… Can you tell a difference when someone says iPad or iPod?
9 minutes ago from Seesmic · Reply · View Tweet
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CmfcknW: RT @ac_money RT @brittaniheather I hope the groundhog leaves its burrow on Tuesday, I can’t take six more weeks of iPad jokes.
7 minutes ago from Power Twitter · Reply · View Tweet
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IzzyNeis: Hmm. Ipad, you are interesting and clever. I would drop and break you, sadly, before I’d even be able to call you mind. KID PROOF?
less than 20 seconds ago from TweetDeck · Reply · View Tweet
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RachelGibsonUSA: so really the ipad is for people who have more money than they know what to do with. #brats Whats the point? ooh (with your hands) so!!!
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
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YOURBOYEDDIE: So anybody want to buy me an iPad?
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
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RT @wendymolyneux I’m already going through like 4 or 5 iPads a day because of my heavy workflow.#obviousjokecitypopulationme #apple

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ispringforward: RT @fastcompany: iPad not the first choice for women. Period. http://bit.ly/dAvVsV (expand) Love it!
4 minutes ago from HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet
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MMontalvo: ( : RT @parisiensalon: The new iPad was definitely designed for women in mind. It comes in 3 sizes: regular, super and maxi.
2 minutes ago from UberTwitter · Reply · View Tweet
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kdc: for real. RT @erinjshea What he said: RT @steverubel: Google Social Search launch is far more important game-changing news than the iPad.
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
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joeltelling: RT @matthickey: I am hereby renaming my iPhone the iPad Nano. #toosoon?
7 minutes ago from Twidget · Reply · View Tweet
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bsandusky: @KristinaWeise @markmilian iPad Expert = Social Media Expert. It’ll be in bios everywhere soon.

less than 20 seconds ago from HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet · Thread Show Conversation

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Feast your eyes upon…

iPad 2D - NEWEST iPod iPhone from Apple??? click to buy!

With tablet-like features it’s viewing area is an astonishing 5.5″ x 8.5″ and some are saying the iPad 2D could be the next version of the iPhone or the rumored Apple Tablet.

  • Send email and text messages using advanced USPS technologies.
  • Flexible flat screen display 5.5″ x 8.5″
  • Touch screen changes “pages” with simple flicking motion.
  • Keep track of contacts, calendar and notes! Wireless sync with other devices using a touch-typing system.
  • Many drawing tools already available in virtually every color!
  • Guaranteed not to freeze or crash ever!
  • No power source!
  • Pen not included.

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NebuK42: everyone’s ranting about that iPad … i’ll officially declare that i don’t give a damn :P
9 minutes ago from tircd · Reply · View Tweet
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nikhilk: @davidebbo no flash on iPad is ok by me… but no camera? I expected iPad to be an iPhone+
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
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desipiodotcom: The new iPad features are so underwhelming that I will not be buying one in March. I will probably wait until April.
less than 20 seconds ago from TwitterGadget · Reply · View Tweet
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magurski: RT @EFF: “”The Case Against The iPadhttp://eff.org/r.f93” — that didn’t take long
less than 20 seconds ago from Twirssi · Reply · View Tweet
WTF?!?!? No lady, keep waiting for the iSlate>>>
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TempleofAnubis: @kripster Is the ipad the same as the anticipated islate? Forgive me all this tech is getting confusing! Are they the same thing?
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
Here you go, as promised… the Twitter trends of the day:
  • iTamponPeople are making a joke due to unfortunate word associations in the name of Apple’s new tablet, the iPad (Jan. 27).
  • HaitiThe country was hit by a 7.0 magnitude earthquake. People are tweeting to organize relief efforts or relay news.
  • Ugly BettyABC is canceling the comedy-drama, effective at the end of this, the fourth, season (Jan. 27).
  • iPhonePeople are tweeting comparisons of the iPhone and newly announced iPad.
  • UnionUS President Barack Obama will be delivering a State of the Union address today (Jan. 27).
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  • Steve Jobs

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