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Twitter Attack Charlie Sheen: Funniest Tweets, Links, YouTube Video, Trends

March 3, 2011

TWITTER ATTACKS ARE BACK! First up, our good friend & coke fiend man whore Charlie. Enjoy.

 

#winning

Oh ssssssssssnap! @Bronxzooscobra is after @charliesheen

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BronxZoosCobra: According to the rules of Twitter, I think I’m supposed to announce a multi-city comedy tour now. Right @ConanOBrien@CharlieSheen?
about 1 hour ago via web
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BronxZoosCobra: Dear @CharlieSheen, know what’s better than tiger’s blood? Cobra venom. #winning #snakeonthetown Also I’m 20 inches long. Just sayin’.

More on @bronxzooscobra here Sheen links & videos worth clickity click click clicking…

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*New from @jimmyfallon

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BettyFckinWhite: Coming soon: Charlie Sheen’s Tiger Blood 10,000 Hour Energy Drink. Tastes like winning! #tigerblood

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RSimpson20: RT @NMEmagazine: Charlie Sheen gets a million Twitter followers in one day http://dlvr.it/J8Zsv
half a minute ago via dlvr.it

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mollywood: Whatever, iPad. Look at this. Charlie Sheen quotes as New Yorker cartoons. So genius I almost can’t process it. http://bzfd.it/grVeur
about 18 hours ago via web

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sarahksilverman: My thoughts and prayers are with Charlie Sheen tonight, as he’s been diagnosed with Full Blown Busey
about 8 hours ago via Who Say
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ARPHOTO: Somewhere in America about 25 drug dealers already named their product “Charlie Sheen“.
16 minutes ago via web

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timbotown: Please use Bullet Train wreck when referring to Charlie Sheen. Normal diesel speed will not do justice to his collision.
16 minutes ago via HootSuite
 

 

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joan_rivers: All this @charliesheen news reminds me of seeing “Inception.” I have no idea what the hell is going on, but can’t wait to see how it ends.
about 18 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

 

 

 

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APPLE IPAD: Tweets, Spoofs, Bombs and TWITTER TREND

January 27, 2010

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The New Apple iPad

The New Apple iPad

WOW the iPad has set off a Twitter storm! So we’re giving you a little bit of EVERYTHING! Here are some of the funniest iPad tweets, bitches and spoofs! Followed by top related Twitter trends like… wait for it…

“iTampon” < WOW! SERIOUSLY!

Plus check out the new line of iParty, iGolf & iSand gear!

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jroood: RT @soulpancake: RT @avivhadar: Anyone in Boston… Can you tell a difference when someone says iPad or iPod?
9 minutes ago from Seesmic · Reply · View Tweet
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CmfcknW: RT @ac_money RT @brittaniheather I hope the groundhog leaves its burrow on Tuesday, I can’t take six more weeks of iPad jokes.
7 minutes ago from Power Twitter · Reply · View Tweet
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IzzyNeis: Hmm. Ipad, you are interesting and clever. I would drop and break you, sadly, before I’d even be able to call you mind. KID PROOF?
less than 20 seconds ago from TweetDeck · Reply · View Tweet
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RachelGibsonUSA: so really the ipad is for people who have more money than they know what to do with. #brats Whats the point? ooh (with your hands) so!!!
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
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YOURBOYEDDIE: So anybody want to buy me an iPad?
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
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RT @wendymolyneux I’m already going through like 4 or 5 iPads a day because of my heavy workflow.#obviousjokecitypopulationme #apple

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ispringforward: RT @fastcompany: iPad not the first choice for women. Period. http://bit.ly/dAvVsV (expand) Love it!
4 minutes ago from HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet
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MMontalvo: ( : RT @parisiensalon: The new iPad was definitely designed for women in mind. It comes in 3 sizes: regular, super and maxi.
2 minutes ago from UberTwitter · Reply · View Tweet
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kdc: for real. RT @erinjshea What he said: RT @steverubel: Google Social Search launch is far more important game-changing news than the iPad.
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
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joeltelling: RT @matthickey: I am hereby renaming my iPhone the iPad Nano. #toosoon?
7 minutes ago from Twidget · Reply · View Tweet
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bsandusky: @KristinaWeise @markmilian iPad Expert = Social Media Expert. It’ll be in bios everywhere soon.

less than 20 seconds ago from HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet · Thread Show Conversation

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Feast your eyes upon…

iPad 2D - NEWEST iPod iPhone from Apple??? click to buy!

With tablet-like features it’s viewing area is an astonishing 5.5″ x 8.5″ and some are saying the iPad 2D could be the next version of the iPhone or the rumored Apple Tablet.

  • Send email and text messages using advanced USPS technologies.
  • Flexible flat screen display 5.5″ x 8.5″
  • Touch screen changes “pages” with simple flicking motion.
  • Keep track of contacts, calendar and notes! Wireless sync with other devices using a touch-typing system.
  • Many drawing tools already available in virtually every color!
  • Guaranteed not to freeze or crash ever!
  • No power source!
  • Pen not included.

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NebuK42: everyone’s ranting about that iPad … i’ll officially declare that i don’t give a damn :P
9 minutes ago from tircd · Reply · View Tweet
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nikhilk: @davidebbo no flash on iPad is ok by me… but no camera? I expected iPad to be an iPhone+
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
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desipiodotcom: The new iPad features are so underwhelming that I will not be buying one in March. I will probably wait until April.
less than 20 seconds ago from TwitterGadget · Reply · View Tweet
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magurski: RT @EFF: “”The Case Against The iPadhttp://eff.org/r.f93” — that didn’t take long
less than 20 seconds ago from Twirssi · Reply · View Tweet
WTF?!?!? No lady, keep waiting for the iSlate>>>
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TempleofAnubis: @kripster Is the ipad the same as the anticipated islate? Forgive me all this tech is getting confusing! Are they the same thing?
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
Here you go, as promised… the Twitter trends of the day:
  • iTamponPeople are making a joke due to unfortunate word associations in the name of Apple’s new tablet, the iPad (Jan. 27).
  • HaitiThe country was hit by a 7.0 magnitude earthquake. People are tweeting to organize relief efforts or relay news.
  • Ugly BettyABC is canceling the comedy-drama, effective at the end of this, the fourth, season (Jan. 27).
  • iPhonePeople are tweeting comparisons of the iPhone and newly announced iPad.
  • UnionUS President Barack Obama will be delivering a State of the Union address today (Jan. 27).
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  • Steve Jobs

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