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Twitter Attack Round 2: FUNNIEST SIRI TWEETS. Siri, where’s the iPhone 5?

October 5, 2011

Siri apple iphone 4SNow this is some Twitter-Funny, wait no – Twitter magic! Thank you Apple for pissing off the iPhone… uh… iPholks… and introducing Siri!

FUNNIEST SIRI TWEETS

Dave Zatz
davezatzDave Zatz
Siri: Where is the iPhone 5?
kowsik
pcaprkowsik
@phillryu: Siri on an AT&T connection is going to be like having a passive aggressive, half-deaf butler.” <- LMAO!
Damian @ Brightstar
DamianOS3Damian @ Brightstar
Siri, where am I? And why am I not wearing any pants?”
Ross Jamieson 
Ross_JamiesonRoss Jamieson 
Siri, find me local drug dealers in order of highest ratings.
Josh Gates
joshuagatesJosh Gates
Siri: Cutting edge technology voiced by a 1980 Speak and Spell.
Chad Darnell
ChadDarnellChad Darnell
Siri” is awfully close to “Suri.” I think you know what I mean.
Ben Kadamus
benkadamusBen Kadamus
#iphone4s quote of the day via @Gizmodo: “Siri? That looks like the most amazing thing I’ll never use.”
bennomatic
bennomaticbennomatic
Siri, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Dan Smith
AbuliatronixDan Smith
I just spared you from me trying to make an iPhone “Siri“/Scientology “Suri” joke. #YoureWelcome
Trevor MacSwain
lifeis11Trevor MacSwain
@jbalinski: Siri: I think i have a crush on you.” I just want to be friends, Joe.
Ryan Irvine
ryanirvineRyan Irvine
Siri, what’s the name for the type of autism that makes some people tweet at their local Starbucks?
Andrew Nesbitt
AndrewNezAndrew Nesbitt
When I get an iPhone 4S I’m looking forward to asking Siri the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
ScrappinCop
ScrappinCopScrappinCop
RT @robyn_sparkles: Will siri be able to understand me when I’m drunk?
Rylie L.
Thinking of changing my name to Siri so more men will be interested in me.
Phil Thompson
PhillyThompPhil Thompson
Apple’s Siri will never work with my accent! Me: “Message my wife I’ll be late.” Phone: “Massage your wifi on a date.”
Kyle Van Essen
kyleveKyle Van Essen
Siri, tweet ‘Poopin’.” “Tweeting ‘Pooping’.” The future is now.
rstevens
rstevensrstevens
Siri, given enough time to prepare, could Batman defeat Galactus?
Ben Parr
benparrBen Parr
Ask Siri about Skynet, and it will electrocute you and drive your car over a cliff. Try it, I dare you. #iPhone4S
Prince Charles
Charles_HRHPrince Charles
Oops, that was close. Testing new voice command app. Almost wiped out France. #siri #letstalkiphone

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I’m bitterly disappointed that every aspect of the iPhone 4S is dramatically better than its predecessor except its shape.</sarcasm>

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Twitter Attack: iPhone 4S Funniest Tweets and iSnark

October 4, 2011

apple iphone 4SWOW – the Twitterverse was ruthless… well more like sad, sullen and cranky when their hopes and dreams for a magical iPhone 5 faded away into the boredom of Tim Cook’s sleep inducing keynote. Yep, all we got was a stupid new camera, stupid new artificial intelligence and a stupid new “free pass” for downloading illegal, sorry – shared, music.

Stupid magic.

Anyway, here’s the funny and the snarky from Twitter on Apple’s new(ish) iPhone…

TWEETS DURING APPLE KEYNOTE >

HAL 9000
HAL9000_HAL 9000
iPhone has declared war on Hallmark. “We’re so sorry for your bankruptcy”
Richard Cobbett
New iPhone feature – Snap a picture of tasty food, have ingredients delivered straight to your fridge. “We call it Kitchen Sync,” says Cook.
Richard Stelling
ANYONE NOT LIVE BLOGGING THE IPHONE EVENT PLEASE GET OFF THE INTERNET WE NEED THE BANDWIDTH!
aj rafael
this will be the biggest fake out if they release an iPhone 5 at this point… they’re announcing way too much old stuff… gahhhhhh
David Strack
Apple is stalling, the new iPhone isn’t ready. Waiting for a sweaty, out-of-breath engineer to bust onto the stage and say “HERE IT IS!”
Andy Ihnatko
Backup. Fnd My iPhone. seen this b4. But! “Find My Friends” is new: tells you when your pals are nearby. “The Fugitive” now over in 10 min.
Noah Kravitz
Set an iPhone up / Without a PC / Like every other smartphone / Has always allowed me?
Ronnie fieg
Leatherbacks > iPhone 4S tupid
Snaggy
I’ll be chaining an iPhone to my keys, and using it for Find My Keys.
Srivathsan G.K
Richard Cobbett
richardcobbettRichard Cobbett
New iPhone feature – Snap a picture of tasty food, have ingredients delivered straight to your fridge. “We call it Kitchen Sync,” says Cook.
RT : The iPhone 4S comes with an inbuilt “Sue Samsung” app.
Jose H. Flores
RT : “The new iPhone is so fast that you can virtually tweet and text at the same time,” is what he should’ve said….
Gizmodo
iPhone 4S: world phone with both GSM and CDMA built in
Rob Keyes
lol RT : “We heard you liked the iPhone 4, so we released it again. This strategy worked for The Lion King. We will try it as well”
Engadget
6 Hours 3G browsing, only 9 on WiFi? Less than last year’s rated 10 hours WiFi.
Christina Warren
The world phone aspect of the iPhone 4S shouldn’t be underestimated.
Mallory Colliflower
This will be the iPhone cycle that I skip.
Amy-Mae Elliott
Does the iPhone *need* a better camera? I’d be really interested to hear from iPhotographers on this.
Jason Tucker
1080p video on the iPhone, better come in a 64gig/128gig version
Juan Sosa
So now there making a poor mans iPhone…great now Section 8 people can afford it
Michael Eck
Really!? All this hype for the ‘new’ iPhone 4.1 with the same design…
Zach Carter
MT yes it does. RT No 4g data speeds in new iPhone=fail. better battery/processor doesn’t make up for it.
Rodrigo Javier
FLASH: Apple shares are down about 3% following unveiling of iPhone 4S
The Dark Lord
the iphone 5 is not exciting. In a few months it’ll get less attention than Colin Creevy’s murder in Deathly Hallows.
Fayek Helmi
they should’ve named Siri “Spock” that would make every single geek on the planet buy the iphone no matter what! “how’s the weather spock?”
Joe Lee
Welcome to the world of the iPhone 4asS – only asses would think this is groundbreaking technology. *yawn*
A City in CO
RT : So can black girls ask their iPhone: “Is my weave laid today?” || !!!!!!
SABREPULSE
i’m not buying the new iphone unless it’s semi-modular and has wooden sidepanels
iAm Me
The new iPhone is disappointing, no toaster or drinks holder on it? Rubbish
umair haque
It’s simple. There is no iPhone 5 because there is no future.
Mark Pack
So new iPhone makes getting weather forecasts easy. Which would be great if they were accurate.
Хроники редакции
— I’ve been talking to the new iPhone. — And? — It hates me.
umair haque
People. When I said “It’s simple. There is no iPhone 5 because there is no future.” — it was a…joke. WTF.
Andrew Girdwood
Someone ask Siri when the iPhone 5 launch will be.
Judy Goya Jetson
So I herd there is no iPhone 5 its just iPhone 4s ..lol
Anne-Marie Guarnieri
OMG ROBOTS ARE GOING TO CONTROL OUR LIVES. Also: bring it. RT More Features of Siri, Voice Control on iPhone nyti.ms/pbqZzl
Gus Pinto
guspintoGus Pinto
Siri “Where’s the iPhone 5?”
E.J. Coughlin
iPhone 4S – “The Siri virtual assistant interfaces directly with Wolfram Alpha – two things you won’t use in one convenient package”
Christopher Seavor
conkerhimselfChristopher Seavor
iPhone 4S(lighty different)
Annette Gonzalez
amgoAnnette Gonzalez
Oh shiiiiiii Sprint’s getting the new iPhone? Might be time to switch. I dig their plans.
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YoNipplesHairycall me Dee ♥
the iPhone is overrated. androids are better.
Forever Shan
ForevershanForever Shan
RT @AshIsAmazin: Why yall disappointed in the new iPhone? What were you expecting, it to have wings?
tk102570
tk102570tk102570
Watching Chris Pirillo streaming about the new iPhone. I think he’s about to have a heart attack over his excitement over the new iPhone.
Paul Stamatiou
StammyPaul Stamatiou
My usual iPhone upgrade policy: Wait for the next one or until I crack the front glass (already cracked the back glass).
ShortFormBlog
shortformblogShortFormBlog
“Warm bath of sadness”: The #WSJ way of describing today’s #iphone event. WTF? bit.ly/rb9mTu
Rich Pedine
reekyrocksRich Pedine
from what i can tell its a good thing i didnt care about the big iphone announcement today :)
Dane Cook
danecookDane Cook
If you are a tech site who, for the last 6 months, has posted next gen iPhone “rumor roundups” please go swallow a knife.
NEW!!! TWEETS FROM AFTER THE KEYNOTE! >>
Pablo Elizalde
EliGPPablo Elizalde
In fairness, I can see why you would want to upgrade to a dual-core iPhone. Who wants to wait a full second to load Angry Birds
nilay patel
recklessnilay patel

Feel pretty stupid about getting punked like that — my apologies. But hey, iPhone 4S, right? What’s up with that, yo?
ObviouslyBenBen Hughes
I will not rest until I find a way to turn the voice of “Siri” on the iPhone 4S into the voice of @TobyTurner‘s Stephen. #BESTASSISTANTEVER
Peter Cohen
flargh Peter Cohen
I’m bitterly disappointed that every aspect of the iPhone 4S is dramatically better than its predecessor except its shape.</sarcasm>
Michael Pierce
OverlandParker Michael Pierce
I’m a huge fan of Apple, but I have to say that I’m a little disappointed that the new iPhone 4S can’t even clone sheep.
MoneyEd
EDPoloLoco MoneyEd
@Ambitious_IAM Wat is the new iPhone suppose to do?”i heard it has a telepathy app
Simon Says
simoncowart Simon Says
RT @TheFix: Serious question: Do I buy the “new” iPhone or wait until the 5 comes out? // I’m waiting for the five for superficial reasons
Reuben Mourad
ReubenMourad Reuben Mourad
Spending the morning with my iPhone and a pair of sharp scissors, scratching an “S” into the back of it. I’m so cool and up to date.

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