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Twitter Attack Round 2: FUNNIEST SIRI TWEETS. Siri, where’s the iPhone 5?

October 5, 2011

Siri apple iphone 4SNow this is some Twitter-Funny, wait no – Twitter magic! Thank you Apple for pissing off the iPhone… uh… iPholks… and introducing Siri!

FUNNIEST SIRI TWEETS

Dave Zatz
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Siri: Where is the iPhone 5?
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@phillryu: Siri on an AT&T connection is going to be like having a passive aggressive, half-deaf butler.” <- LMAO!
Damian @ Brightstar
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Siri, where am I? And why am I not wearing any pants?”
Ross Jamieson 
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Siri, find me local drug dealers in order of highest ratings.
Josh Gates
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Siri: Cutting edge technology voiced by a 1980 Speak and Spell.
Chad Darnell
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Siri” is awfully close to “Suri.” I think you know what I mean.
Ben Kadamus
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#iphone4s quote of the day via @Gizmodo: “Siri? That looks like the most amazing thing I’ll never use.”
bennomatic
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Siri, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Dan Smith
AbuliatronixDan Smith
I just spared you from me trying to make an iPhone “Siri“/Scientology “Suri” joke. #YoureWelcome
Trevor MacSwain
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@jbalinski: Siri: I think i have a crush on you.” I just want to be friends, Joe.
Ryan Irvine
ryanirvineRyan Irvine
Siri, what’s the name for the type of autism that makes some people tweet at their local Starbucks?
Andrew Nesbitt
AndrewNezAndrew Nesbitt
When I get an iPhone 4S I’m looking forward to asking Siri the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
ScrappinCop
ScrappinCopScrappinCop
RT @robyn_sparkles: Will siri be able to understand me when I’m drunk?
Rylie L.
Thinking of changing my name to Siri so more men will be interested in me.
Phil Thompson
PhillyThompPhil Thompson
Apple’s Siri will never work with my accent! Me: “Message my wife I’ll be late.” Phone: “Massage your wifi on a date.”
Kyle Van Essen
kyleveKyle Van Essen
Siri, tweet ‘Poopin’.” “Tweeting ‘Pooping’.” The future is now.
rstevens
rstevensrstevens
Siri, given enough time to prepare, could Batman defeat Galactus?
Ben Parr
benparrBen Parr
Ask Siri about Skynet, and it will electrocute you and drive your car over a cliff. Try it, I dare you. #iPhone4S
Prince Charles
Charles_HRHPrince Charles
Oops, that was close. Testing new voice command app. Almost wiped out France. #siri #letstalkiphone

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OMG There’s Balloon boy shirts and they’re FUNNY! #balloonboy

October 16, 2009

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Hours and hours of live Denver television… a trending topic #balloonboy on Twitter Thursay trending well into Friday and now this. :-) Oh, I threw in some funny balloon boy tweets too!

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itsKJonesBitch: I know this #balloonboy need his ass whooped and so do his parents …. Hidin’ !!! Wtf wanna be celebrities
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ChaosX8: #balloonboy ‘s dad owes me an Egg McMuffin. I was unable to eat mine after his baby bird threw up on TODAY, ewww.
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314media: #balloonboy … Hope parents get a bill for wasting time and efforts chasing a balloon. Next time my cat’s in a Tree I’m calling CNN!
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HollisCGuerra: RT @theblowout should #balloonboy get “best attic hideout since anne frank” or “best hideout when your mom said no (savedbythebell)” award?
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ExpressCareTX: Dang. Should of had my logo on that balloon. #BalloonBoy
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_LowEndTheory_: RT @FlyOne #balloonboy and his parents should be lined up and bitch slapped by everyone who helped search for the kid
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New Google Inspired Gear for Dad Day!

June 2, 2009

Google inspired for Dad! Check out new “Father Search” and “Beta Dad” gear for New Dads, Know it all Dads, Geeky Tech Dads and especially “Google Fan Boy” Fathers!

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Advertise UR Twitter Name! NEW @tFunny Designs

December 3, 2008

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