Archive for the ‘iStuff from Appel’ Category
October 5, 2011
FUNNIEST SIRI TWEETS
Siri : Where is the iPhone 5?
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@ phillryu :
Siri on an AT&T connection is going to be like having a passive aggressive, half-deaf butler.” <- LMAO!
“Siri , where am I? And why am I not wearing any pants?”
Siri , find me local drug dealers in order of highest ratings.
Siri : Cutting edge technology voiced by a 1980 Speak and Spell.
“Siri ” is awfully close to “Suri.” I think you know what I mean.
# iphone4s quote of the day via
@ Gizmodo : “
Siri ? That looks like the most amazing thing I’ll never use.”
Siri , how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
I just spared you from me trying to make an iPhone “
Siri “/Scientology “Suri” joke.
# YoureWelcome
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@ jbalinski :
Siri : I think i have a crush on you.” I just want to be friends, Joe.
Siri , what’s the name for the type of autism that makes some people tweet at their local Starbucks?
When I get an iPhone 4S I’m looking forward to asking Siri the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
Thinking of changing my name to Siri so more men will be interested in me.
Apple’s Siri will never work with my accent! Me: “Message my wife I’ll be late.” Phone: “Massage your wifi on a date.”
“Siri , tweet ‘Poopin’.” “Tweeting ‘Pooping’.” The future is now.
Siri , given enough time to prepare, could Batman defeat Galactus?
Ask
Siri about Skynet, and it will electrocute you and drive your car over a cliff. Try it, I dare you.
# iPhone4S
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I’m bitterly disappointed that every aspect of the iPhone 4S is dramatically better than its predecessor except its shape.</sarcasm>
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October 4, 2011
Stupid magic.
Anyway, here’s the funny and the snarky from Twitter on Apple’s new(ish) iPhone…
TWEETS DURING APPLE KEYNOTE >
iPhone has declared war on Hallmark. “We’re so sorry for your bankruptcy”
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May 23, 2010
Can’t fork out “iPad cash” for Dad’s day? Well, you can still make mega points and bring a big smile to your father’s face! Check out these funny Apple iPhone inspired gifts, great for just about any dad!
Plus check out more “Beta Dad” & Google inspired Father’s Day gifts here!
GET DAD AN iPad (2D) >>> (for under $12)>>>
Tablet-like features it’s viewing area is an astonishing 5.5″ x 8.5″ - pen not included:-D
Check more “Beta Dad” & Google inspired Father’s Day gifts here!
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January 27, 2010
The New Apple iPad
WOW the iPad has set off a Twitter storm! So we’re giving you a little bit of EVERYTHING! Here are some of the funniest iPad tweets, bitches and spoofs! Followed by top related Twitter trends like… wait for it…
“iTampon” < WOW! SERIOUSLY!
Plus check out the new line of iParty, iGolf & iSand gear!
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IzzyNeis : Hmm.
Ipad , you are interesting and clever. I would drop and break you, sadly, before I’d even be able to call you mind. KID PROOF?
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RachelGibsonUSA : so really the
ipad is for people who have more money than they know what to do with.
#brats Whats the point? ooh (with your hands) so!!!
MMontalvo : ( : RT
@parisiensalon : The new
iPad was definitely designed for women in mind. It comes in 3 sizes: regular, super and maxi.
VIDEO
kdc : for real. RT
@erinjshea What he said: RT
@steverubel : Google Social Search launch is far more important game-changing news than the
iPad .
Feast your eyes upon…
With tablet-like features it’s viewing area is an astonishing 5.5″ x 8.5″ and some are saying the iPad 2D could be the next version of the iPhone or the rumored Apple Tablet .
Send email and text messages using advanced USPS technologies .
Flexible flat screen display 5.5″ x 8.5″
Touch screen changes “pages” with simple flicking motion.
Keep track of contacts, calendar and notes! Wireless sync with other devices using a touch-typing system.
Many drawing tools already available in virtually every color!
Guaranteed not to freeze or crash ever!
No power source!
Pen not included.
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NebuK42 : everyone’s ranting about that
iPad … i’ll officially declare that i don’t give a damn :P
nikhilk :
@davidebbo no flash on
iPad is ok by me… but no camera? I expected
iPad to be an iPhone+
desipiodotcom : The new
iPad features are so underwhelming that I will not be buying one in March. I will probably wait until April.
WTF?!?!? No lady, keep waiting for the iSlate>>>
TempleofAnubis :
@kripster Is the
ipad the same as the anticipated islate? Forgive me all this tech is getting confusing! Are they the same thing?
Here you go, as promised… the Twitter trends of the day:
iTampon People are making a joke due to unfortunate word associations in the name of Apple’s new tablet, the iPad (Jan. 27). Haiti The country was hit by a 7.0 magnitude earthquake. People are tweeting to organize relief efforts or relay news. Ugly Betty ABC is canceling the comedy-drama, effective at the end of this, the fourth, season (Jan. 27). iPhone People are tweeting comparisons of the iPhone and newly announced iPad. Union US President Barack Obama will be delivering a State of the Union address today (Jan. 27). kindle Steve Jobs
Be careful out there ‘cuz you are what you tweet!
@RichandDaveShow
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September 27, 2009
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That’s right 100! We worked hard for this TWITTER FUNNY and there are a lot of funny tweets in these tees! Hours of clicking …laughing …thinking WTF? Oh, not to mention all the cutting and pasting …and a little designing too! Most of these are “click to buy” if you want ’em, so click click clickety click… GOT BETTER? Link your favs in the comments!
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September 11, 2009
>Update! Rumors say the “iSlate” will be Apple’s next tablet and clearly that is probably a different product line. We, however, would still like to see Apple move forward with an “iPad” type device!
Feast your eyes upon…
iPad 2D -> NEWEST iPod iPhone from Apple??? The next Apple Tablet? You decide! CLICK TO GET YOURS!
With tablet-like features it’s viewing area is an astonishing 5.5″ x 8.5″ and some are saying the iPad 2D could be the next version of the iPhone or the rumored Apple Tablet .
Send email and text messages using advanced USPS technologies .
Flexible flat screen display 5.5″ x 8.5″
Touch screen changes “pages” with simple flicking motion.
Keep track of contacts, calendar and notes! Wireless sync with other devices using a touch-typing system.
Many drawing tools already available in virtually every color!
Guaranteed not to freeze or crash ever!
No power source!
Pen not included.
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Now this is some Twitter-Funny, wait no – Twitter magic! Thank you Apple for pissing off the iPhone… uh… iPholks… and introducing Siri!
WOW – the Twitterverse was ruthless… well more like sad, sullen and cranky when their hopes and dreams for a magical iPhone 5 faded away into the boredom of Tim Cook’s sleep inducing keynote. Yep, all we got was a stupid new camera, stupid new artificial intelligence and a stupid new “free pass” for downloading illegal, sorry – shared, music.
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