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Bronxzooscobra FUNNIEST TWITTER TRENDS! BronxZooCobra TWEETS

March 29, 2011

A deadly snake on the loose in NY! Hilarity Ensues… on Twitter.

 

 

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BronxZoosCobra: @peternbcnews Don’t turn around. I’m right behind you. Just kidding! lol!
about 4 hours ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: Holding very still in the snake exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. This is gonna be hilarious!
about 23 hours ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: Anyone know if Rebecca Black lives in NYC? No reason.
1 day ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: Dear NYC, Apples and snakes have gone together since the beginning.
1 day ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: I want to thank those animals from the movie “Madagascar.” They were a real inspiration.
1 day ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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TimeNewsfeed: Cobra escapes from Bronx Zoo, promptly gets a Twitter account (@BronxZooCobra) | http://ti.me/fkaDUh
about 2 hours ago via HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet

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whiterabbit8563: RT @pritesh23: Looking for the #bronxzoocobra? It’s actually@bronxzooscobra
33 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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alt161: How hard can it be to find a cobra with a smart phone?@BronxZoosCobra
15 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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bridgemama: RT @FernandaAdames: RT @BronxZoosCobra: Donald Trump is thinking about running for president?! Don’t worry, I’ll handle this. Where is Trump Tower exactly?
9 minutes ago via ÜberSocial · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: According to the rules of Twitter, I think I’m supposed to announce a multi-city comedy tour now. Right @ConanOBrien & @CharlieSheen?
6 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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dgcarolina: @bronxzoocobra has over 66K followers on twitter already – this snake knows how to do NYC up right!
3 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: Not a fan of G.I. Joe.
about 4 hours ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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pareemichele: RT @BronxZoosCobra: Dear @CharlieSheen, know what’s better than tiger’s blood? Cobra venom. #winning http://tmi.me/8fuL6
15 minutes ago via ÜberSocial · Reply · View Tweet

FYI: @Bronxzoocobra is the wrong account

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jenniferfalls: Did they ban the #BronxZooCobra?
2 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · View Tweet

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garnetstorm: Big hiss to Twitter for suspending @bronxzoocobra account.
1 minute ago via Echofon · Reply · View Tweet

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kst8er76: RT @jaywalker20: What the heck! The @Bronxzoocobra has been suspended? If a snake can’t speak his mind freely, then who can?
25 minutes ago via TweetDeck · Reply · View Tweet

Careful out there, ‘cuz remember, you are what you tweet!

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TimeNewsfeed: Cobra escapes from Bronx Zoo, promptly gets a Twitter account (@BronxZooCobra) | http://ti.me/fkaDUh
about 2 hours ago via HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet

 

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Blogojevich: SNL Amy Poehler & Twitter Attack! FUNNY!

December 14, 2008

Watch SNL’s Amy & Seth take on Illinois Gov. Rod Blogojevich with “Really?”

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Exclusive Funny Twitter Attack : Blogojevich only on RichandDaveShow.com!

…and they’re REAL! Reply or view from right here (most tweets)!

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curlycomedy: This just in: Supercuts denies ever having done business with Rod Blogojevich.
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gypsyjr: “An unsightly pile of Blogojevich” is my new favorite phrase.

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richanddaveshow: Illinois Governor Blagojevich busted after 3 year probe… if convicted could receive 5 to 7 years being probed. @ ME YOUR ONE LINER!!!
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arizonaBNN: Wild Chihuahuas: The view outside Chez Blogojevich!: Thanks to the very funny icanhascheezburger.comhttp://www.w.. http://tinyurl.com/6zdbp6 (expand)
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alisavaldes: blogojevich = travolta’s lesbian kid sister
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lauranyc: From Portfolio: Blago’s Lowball: Among the crazier things about the Rod Blogojevich scandal is th.. http://tinyurl.com/5src9u (expand)
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need4trth: blogojevich is an arrogant psycho. I guess because he is a lawyer he thinks he really has nothing to fear.
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NewYorkObserver: Fashion Roundup: The Wealthy Shop in Secret; Versace Exec Sued for Sexual Harassment; Rod Blogojevich‘s Hair Doe.. http://tinyurl.com/5djeq2 (expand)
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farkpolitics: Friends of (expletive) wife of Gov. Blogojevich say (expletive) transcript of her (expletive) profanity-laced co.. http://tinyurl.com/5ruuxj (expand)
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richanddaveshow: IL GOV. tried to sell Obama Sen. seat to highest bidder. “Udon’t give it away for nothing” Who says politicians dont know the value of a $

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fark: Friends of (expletive) wife of Gov. Blogojevich say (expletive) transcript of her (expletive) profanity-laced co.. http://tinyurl.com/5ruuxj (expand)
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CaraCarriveau: on CNN – Chicago anchor Goudie said it was unusual for Blogojevich to go to work these last 2 days…because it was 2 days in a row for him!
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philliperickson: Latest on Blogojevich: Illnois Governor’s office says that he is “calling in gay” and will not be in the office for the rest of the week.

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Hey Baby, Nice Tweets! 11-10

November 10, 2008

Stick your tweets in our face! Follow us on Twitter and we’ll follow you!

Some of our new favorite n funny Tweets:

BellaRossa Amusing sugarcoating of a “naughty” word: “clusterbunch.” Ha.

zemote It’s 4am in Chicago, what the hell am I doing up?

kmakice Had to restart my Internets.

Chuckumentary Why can’t you karaoke Anal Cu** songs?

fimoculous What do ya think Garth Brooks is doing right now?

pennjillette : I’m in Greenfield, birthplace of me, and Lorenzo Lorraine Langstroth, Inventor of the moveable frame beehive. I must set up an apiary.

nick select “Obama,” right-click, click “add to dictionary”

kmakice OH: “Dad, your laptop is getting in the way of me evolving.”

RichandDaveShow dropping wife off at airport… …drinking beer on way home from airport.

TheOnion God Returns From 2-Millennium-Long Vacationhttp://twurl.nl/61xwx3

nick Crafting the perfect avatar. How do I convey “I’m acknowledging you out of pity” in 150×150 pixels?

kellymarch The paint guy at Home Depot likes his job WAY too much.

chrispirillo When the Hell did I Start Growing Hair on my Earlobes?! http://bit.ly/DPxV

Admit it, you’ve been staring! Now join us on Twitter, baby!

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