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WATCH OUT FOR THIS. YOU CANT BE TOO CAREFUL! WARNING FOR MEN!

November 24, 2009

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WATCH OUT FOR THIS. YOU CANT BE TOO CAREFUL! Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it.

This will only become more commonplace as the weather warms next Spring. A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular Lowes, Home Depot, or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.. Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also July 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men.

Warn your friends to be vigilant.

P.S. Target has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Wal-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowes, Home Depot, and Costco.

*It’s not very often I get one of these chain emails worth posting, but this one was pretty spectacular!

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PICS OF NEW IPAD IS NEXT APPLE TABLET? 5×8 inch display on ORDER NOW?!?

September 11, 2009

>Update! Rumors say the “iSlate” will be Apple’s next tablet and clearly that is probably a different product line. We, however, would still like to see Apple move forward with an “iPad” type device!

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With tablet-like features it’s viewing area is an astonishing 5.5″ x 8.5″ and some are saying the iPad 2D could be the next version of the iPhone or the rumored Apple Tablet.

  • Send email and text messages using advanced USPS technologies.
  • Flexible flat screen display 5.5″ x 8.5″
  • Touch screen changes “pages” with simple flicking motion.
  • Keep track of contacts, calendar and notes! Wireless sync with other devices using a touch-typing system.
  • Many drawing tools already available in virtually every color!
  • Guaranteed not to freeze or crash ever!
  • No power source!
  • Pen not included.

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