Hey Baby Nice Tweets! WOW 36? 02/09February 7, 2009
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So, here are 36 of the funniest twucking tweets in our twucking Twitter tweed! We recommend you follow our tweeps and us too @RichandDaveShow. Be a part of the show!
darthvader Went by the Delicious Monster booth today and felt a disturbance in the Force. And by Force, I mean my pants.
chasrmartin OKay, someone was asking for article titles that would get my attention. here’s one: “On Moral Pornography”
darthvader I love New Years. Gonna pick a planet, get drunk and count down to “dropping the ball” if you know what I mean.
kevinmarks tweeting at a stoplight while its still legal
GaryColeman To all my readers, have a happy new year! Don’t run over any rednecks tonight! Unless of course, I’m invited.
TheBloggess And he was all “Yeah, we have gay porn in Canada too”. He’s kind of an asshole.
Mia Dueling Banjos just popped up on my itunes. brb looking for backwoods assraping hicks.
Lons I’m not Christian, but also don’t care if people wish me a “Merry Christmas.” It’s just a holiday/tradition. No offense is implied.
annielovesyou A little chinese boy ran up to me and grabbed my leg. That means i can keep him, right?
darthvader I don’t care if there *is* mistletoe, if I catch my kids french kissing again, I swear I’ll disown them!
kmakice First rule of book writing: Books are long.
Have you ever made cake batter and found yourself taking a taste & then end up eating almost the whole bowl? I wouldn’t admit to it either.
GoNowGo No matter how ironclad the excuse, it’s still awkward to be caught exiting a bathroom with a sandwich in hand.
jonathancoulton There’s another bearded longhair at the coffee shop – I feel like high fiving him.
ElizMcQuern Tony Curtis is wearing a huge amount of eyeliner in his laser eye surgery commercial. I wonder if that’s part of the whole package.
Borat Who the hell throws a shoe?!?!
curlycomedy practicing shoe-dodging.
GoNowGo Grabbed Christmas by the bells and am nearly done with the shopping shenanigans!
darthvader At the mall scaring away all the little kids in line waiting to see Santa Claws.
darrylohrt Getting son’s driver’s license. Roads no longer safe.
zemote Bars with wifi are awesome, wondering why I keep going to coffee shops to work, the drinks are much stronger here :)
zemote Wife is making pork fried rice from last nights pork tenderloin, I’m a lucky man, surprised I’m not a fat man
darthvader If Palpatine & I hadn’t destroyed the Senate years ago, they’d probably be voting to bail out the failing speeder industry right about now.
TheBloggess To clarify, I am not high right now but I am a little drunk.
ijustine Oh.. No internet until 4:30? Are you serious???? What is this… 1993???????!!! Time warner sucks.