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Hey Baby, Nice Tweets! 11-10

November 10, 2008

Stick your tweets in our face! Follow us on Twitter and we’ll follow you!

Some of our new favorite n funny Tweets:

BellaRossa Amusing sugarcoating of a “naughty” word: “clusterbunch.” Ha.

zemote It’s 4am in Chicago, what the hell am I doing up?

kmakice Had to restart my Internets.

Chuckumentary Why can’t you karaoke Anal Cu** songs?

fimoculous What do ya think Garth Brooks is doing right now?

pennjillette : I’m in Greenfield, birthplace of me, and Lorenzo Lorraine Langstroth, Inventor of the moveable frame beehive. I must set up an apiary.

nick select “Obama,” right-click, click “add to dictionary”

kmakice OH: “Dad, your laptop is getting in the way of me evolving.”

RichandDaveShow dropping wife off at airport… …drinking beer on way home from airport.

TheOnion God Returns From 2-Millennium-Long Vacationhttp://twurl.nl/61xwx3

nick Crafting the perfect avatar. How do I convey “I’m acknowledging you out of pity” in 150×150 pixels?

kellymarch The paint guy at Home Depot likes his job WAY too much.

chrispirillo When the Hell did I Start Growing Hair on my Earlobes?! http://bit.ly/DPxV

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Our Twitter feed’s funniest Election night Tweets!

November 4, 2008

This Election was Tweet Baby! Follow www.twitter.com/RichandDaveShow for funny tweets!

Got something better? Paste your favorite election night tweets below in our comment section!

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RichandDaveShow Sigh of relief from white house staff finally realizing “Presidential Depends” will not be needed

RichandDaveShow So how long till we get a remix of the national anthem?

RichandDaveShow cnn… wow,George Wendt looks really old

StupidInstitute Looking at the electoral map on CNN, it looks like the American revolution all over again – South votes McCain, North votes Obama.

kellymarch Fudge.

JohnCleese Tapdancing

cnnbreaking Barak Obama winning states where smart people live, John McCain winning states where nobody lives.

kmakice John Bolton puts the ass in Ambassador.

hodgman holtz-Eakins on MSNBC does not deserve to say “in all seriousness”

hodgman Axelrod on CNN looks like a hill street blues extra

hodgman I’m sorry. I will keep drinking martinis until PA & VA are called.

laughingsquid it will all be over soon “my friends”

TheOnion #twitvote #votereport 4:13 p.m. Undecided voter Allison Blackmore has been in that damn booth since 8 a.m.

TheOnion #twitvote 4:13 p.m. Undecided voter Allison Blackmore has been in that damn booth since 8 a.m. (see www.theonion.comfor complete coverage)

nick No on 8: Because California has more than one way to give hatred the finger.

TheOnion #twitvote 9:39 a.m. Dr. Monopoly Pumpernickel was denied a vote after he was shown to be nothing more than 3 small children in a an overcoat

TheOnion #twitvote 8:53 a.m. Steven Spring of Charlotte voted for Obama because he couldn’t support a candidate whose last name rhymes with “Hussein”

TheOnion Exit Poll 6:23 a.m. George Olmussen of Portland, ME voted for McCain, and he’s tired of everyone asking him why in that tone #votereport

birbigs “Obama said knock you out.”

StupidInstitute anxiously waiting to see if middle america is still as stupid as they were 4 years ago…

zaibatsu Retweeting @JackBastide: Florida asks for Nudist Polling Place …Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term “hanging chads”

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Hey Baby, nice Tweets! 11-2-08

November 2, 2008

Some favorite funny tweats from our Twitter feed:

nick I’m not wasting this Dolby 5.1 setup to use headphones for my porn. It’s not like the maid even knows English.

BradmanTV So I used the new Dark Temptaion AXE… it neither smelled like chocolate or turned my appendages into chocolate… I demand a refund…

nick Cooking Poor Pasta. It’s like regular pasta except it’s all you have to eat.

jackthewhack @richanddaveshow Lovin’ the website! =D


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Happy Belated Halloween;-)

November 1, 2008

Open commenting for Halloween stories below! If you email me hallween pics I’ll post them in this thread RichandDaveshow@gmail.com

Trickin’ it to the Treats

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