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Twitter Attack Round 2: FUNNIEST SIRI TWEETS. Siri, where’s the iPhone 5?

October 5, 2011

Siri apple iphone 4SNow this is some Twitter-Funny, wait no – Twitter magic! Thank you Apple for pissing off the iPhone… uh… iPholks… and introducing Siri!

FUNNIEST SIRI TWEETS

Dave Zatz
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Siri: Where is the iPhone 5?
kowsik
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@phillryu: Siri on an AT&T connection is going to be like having a passive aggressive, half-deaf butler.” <- LMAO!
Damian @ Brightstar
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Siri, where am I? And why am I not wearing any pants?”
Ross Jamieson 
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Siri, find me local drug dealers in order of highest ratings.
Josh Gates
joshuagatesJosh Gates
Siri: Cutting edge technology voiced by a 1980 Speak and Spell.
Chad Darnell
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Siri” is awfully close to “Suri.” I think you know what I mean.
Ben Kadamus
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#iphone4s quote of the day via @Gizmodo: “Siri? That looks like the most amazing thing I’ll never use.”
bennomatic
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Siri, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Dan Smith
AbuliatronixDan Smith
I just spared you from me trying to make an iPhone “Siri“/Scientology “Suri” joke. #YoureWelcome
Trevor MacSwain
lifeis11Trevor MacSwain
@jbalinski: Siri: I think i have a crush on you.” I just want to be friends, Joe.
Ryan Irvine
ryanirvineRyan Irvine
Siri, what’s the name for the type of autism that makes some people tweet at their local Starbucks?
Andrew Nesbitt
AndrewNezAndrew Nesbitt
When I get an iPhone 4S I’m looking forward to asking Siri the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
ScrappinCop
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RT @robyn_sparkles: Will siri be able to understand me when I’m drunk?
Rylie L.
Thinking of changing my name to Siri so more men will be interested in me.
Phil Thompson
PhillyThompPhil Thompson
Apple’s Siri will never work with my accent! Me: “Message my wife I’ll be late.” Phone: “Massage your wifi on a date.”
Kyle Van Essen
kyleveKyle Van Essen
Siri, tweet ‘Poopin’.” “Tweeting ‘Pooping’.” The future is now.
rstevens
rstevensrstevens
Siri, given enough time to prepare, could Batman defeat Galactus?
Ben Parr
benparrBen Parr
Ask Siri about Skynet, and it will electrocute you and drive your car over a cliff. Try it, I dare you. #iPhone4S
Prince Charles
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Oops, that was close. Testing new voice command app. Almost wiped out France. #siri #letstalkiphone

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Twitter Attack: iPhone 4S Funniest Tweets and iSnark

October 4, 2011

apple iphone 4SWOW – the Twitterverse was ruthless… well more like sad, sullen and cranky when their hopes and dreams for a magical iPhone 5 faded away into the boredom of Tim Cook’s sleep inducing keynote. Yep, all we got was a stupid new camera, stupid new artificial intelligence and a stupid new “free pass” for downloading illegal, sorry – shared, music.

Stupid magic.

Anyway, here’s the funny and the snarky from Twitter on Apple’s new(ish) iPhone…

TWEETS DURING APPLE KEYNOTE >

HAL 9000
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iPhone has declared war on Hallmark. “We’re so sorry for your bankruptcy”
Richard Cobbett
New iPhone feature – Snap a picture of tasty food, have ingredients delivered straight to your fridge. “We call it Kitchen Sync,” says Cook.
Richard Stelling
ANYONE NOT LIVE BLOGGING THE IPHONE EVENT PLEASE GET OFF THE INTERNET WE NEED THE BANDWIDTH!
aj rafael
this will be the biggest fake out if they release an iPhone 5 at this point… they’re announcing way too much old stuff… gahhhhhh
David Strack
Apple is stalling, the new iPhone isn’t ready. Waiting for a sweaty, out-of-breath engineer to bust onto the stage and say “HERE IT IS!”
Andy Ihnatko
Backup. Fnd My iPhone. seen this b4. But! “Find My Friends” is new: tells you when your pals are nearby. “The Fugitive” now over in 10 min.
Noah Kravitz
Set an iPhone up / Without a PC / Like every other smartphone / Has always allowed me?
Ronnie fieg
Leatherbacks > iPhone 4S tupid
Snaggy
I’ll be chaining an iPhone to my keys, and using it for Find My Keys.
Srivathsan G.K
Richard Cobbett
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New iPhone feature – Snap a picture of tasty food, have ingredients delivered straight to your fridge. “We call it Kitchen Sync,” says Cook.
RT : The iPhone 4S comes with an inbuilt “Sue Samsung” app.
Jose H. Flores
RT : “The new iPhone is so fast that you can virtually tweet and text at the same time,” is what he should’ve said….
Gizmodo
iPhone 4S: world phone with both GSM and CDMA built in
Rob Keyes
lol RT : “We heard you liked the iPhone 4, so we released it again. This strategy worked for The Lion King. We will try it as well”
Engadget
6 Hours 3G browsing, only 9 on WiFi? Less than last year’s rated 10 hours WiFi.
Christina Warren
The world phone aspect of the iPhone 4S shouldn’t be underestimated.
Mallory Colliflower
This will be the iPhone cycle that I skip.
Amy-Mae Elliott
Does the iPhone *need* a better camera? I’d be really interested to hear from iPhotographers on this.
Jason Tucker
1080p video on the iPhone, better come in a 64gig/128gig version
Juan Sosa
So now there making a poor mans iPhone…great now Section 8 people can afford it
Michael Eck
Really!? All this hype for the ‘new’ iPhone 4.1 with the same design…
Zach Carter
MT yes it does. RT No 4g data speeds in new iPhone=fail. better battery/processor doesn’t make up for it.
Rodrigo Javier
FLASH: Apple shares are down about 3% following unveiling of iPhone 4S
The Dark Lord
the iphone 5 is not exciting. In a few months it’ll get less attention than Colin Creevy’s murder in Deathly Hallows.
Fayek Helmi
they should’ve named Siri “Spock” that would make every single geek on the planet buy the iphone no matter what! “how’s the weather spock?”
Joe Lee
Welcome to the world of the iPhone 4asS – only asses would think this is groundbreaking technology. *yawn*
A City in CO
RT : So can black girls ask their iPhone: “Is my weave laid today?” || !!!!!!
SABREPULSE
i’m not buying the new iphone unless it’s semi-modular and has wooden sidepanels
iAm Me
The new iPhone is disappointing, no toaster or drinks holder on it? Rubbish
umair haque
It’s simple. There is no iPhone 5 because there is no future.
Mark Pack
So new iPhone makes getting weather forecasts easy. Which would be great if they were accurate.
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— I’ve been talking to the new iPhone. — And? — It hates me.
umair haque
People. When I said “It’s simple. There is no iPhone 5 because there is no future.” — it was a…joke. WTF.
Andrew Girdwood
Someone ask Siri when the iPhone 5 launch will be.
Judy Goya Jetson
So I herd there is no iPhone 5 its just iPhone 4s ..lol
Anne-Marie Guarnieri
OMG ROBOTS ARE GOING TO CONTROL OUR LIVES. Also: bring it. RT More Features of Siri, Voice Control on iPhone nyti.ms/pbqZzl
Gus Pinto
guspintoGus Pinto
Siri “Where’s the iPhone 5?”
E.J. Coughlin
iPhone 4S – “The Siri virtual assistant interfaces directly with Wolfram Alpha – two things you won’t use in one convenient package”
Christopher Seavor
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iPhone 4S(lighty different)
Annette Gonzalez
amgoAnnette Gonzalez
Oh shiiiiiii Sprint’s getting the new iPhone? Might be time to switch. I dig their plans.
call me Dee ♥
YoNipplesHairycall me Dee ♥
the iPhone is overrated. androids are better.
Forever Shan
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RT @AshIsAmazin: Why yall disappointed in the new iPhone? What were you expecting, it to have wings?
tk102570
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Watching Chris Pirillo streaming about the new iPhone. I think he’s about to have a heart attack over his excitement over the new iPhone.
Paul Stamatiou
StammyPaul Stamatiou
My usual iPhone upgrade policy: Wait for the next one or until I crack the front glass (already cracked the back glass).
ShortFormBlog
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“Warm bath of sadness”: The #WSJ way of describing today’s #iphone event. WTF? bit.ly/rb9mTu
Rich Pedine
reekyrocksRich Pedine
from what i can tell its a good thing i didnt care about the big iphone announcement today :)
Dane Cook
danecookDane Cook
If you are a tech site who, for the last 6 months, has posted next gen iPhone “rumor roundups” please go swallow a knife.
NEW!!! TWEETS FROM AFTER THE KEYNOTE! >>
Pablo Elizalde
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In fairness, I can see why you would want to upgrade to a dual-core iPhone. Who wants to wait a full second to load Angry Birds
nilay patel
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Feel pretty stupid about getting punked like that — my apologies. But hey, iPhone 4S, right? What’s up with that, yo?
ObviouslyBenBen Hughes
I will not rest until I find a way to turn the voice of “Siri” on the iPhone 4S into the voice of @TobyTurner‘s Stephen. #BESTASSISTANTEVER
Peter Cohen
flargh Peter Cohen
I’m bitterly disappointed that every aspect of the iPhone 4S is dramatically better than its predecessor except its shape.</sarcasm>
Michael Pierce
OverlandParker Michael Pierce
I’m a huge fan of Apple, but I have to say that I’m a little disappointed that the new iPhone 4S can’t even clone sheep.
MoneyEd
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@Ambitious_IAM Wat is the new iPhone suppose to do?”i heard it has a telepathy app
Simon Says
simoncowart Simon Says
RT @TheFix: Serious question: Do I buy the “new” iPhone or wait until the 5 comes out? // I’m waiting for the five for superficial reasons
Reuben Mourad
ReubenMourad Reuben Mourad
Spending the morning with my iPhone and a pair of sharp scissors, scratching an “S” into the back of it. I’m so cool and up to date.

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Bronxzooscobra FUNNIEST TWITTER TRENDS! BronxZooCobra TWEETS

March 29, 2011

A deadly snake on the loose in NY! Hilarity Ensues… on Twitter.

 

 

bronx zoo snake twitter

Oh sssssssssnap!

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BronxZoosCobra: @peternbcnews Don’t turn around. I’m right behind you. Just kidding! lol!
about 4 hours ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: Holding very still in the snake exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. This is gonna be hilarious!
about 23 hours ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: Anyone know if Rebecca Black lives in NYC? No reason.
1 day ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: Dear NYC, Apples and snakes have gone together since the beginning.
1 day ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: I want to thank those animals from the movie “Madagascar.” They were a real inspiration.
1 day ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

For the funny scroll down, if you’ve missed the full story check this >

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TimeNewsfeed: Cobra escapes from Bronx Zoo, promptly gets a Twitter account (@BronxZooCobra) | http://ti.me/fkaDUh
about 2 hours ago via HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet

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whiterabbit8563: RT @pritesh23: Looking for the #bronxzoocobra? It’s actually@bronxzooscobra
33 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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alt161: How hard can it be to find a cobra with a smart phone?@BronxZoosCobra
15 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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bridgemama: RT @FernandaAdames: RT @BronxZoosCobra: Donald Trump is thinking about running for president?! Don’t worry, I’ll handle this. Where is Trump Tower exactly?
9 minutes ago via ÜberSocial · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: According to the rules of Twitter, I think I’m supposed to announce a multi-city comedy tour now. Right @ConanOBrien & @CharlieSheen?
6 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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dgcarolina: @bronxzoocobra has over 66K followers on twitter already – this snake knows how to do NYC up right!
3 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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BronxZoosCobra: Not a fan of G.I. Joe.
about 4 hours ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

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pareemichele: RT @BronxZoosCobra: Dear @CharlieSheen, know what’s better than tiger’s blood? Cobra venom. #winning http://tmi.me/8fuL6
15 minutes ago via ÜberSocial · Reply · View Tweet

FYI: @Bronxzoocobra is the wrong account

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jenniferfalls: Did they ban the #BronxZooCobra?
2 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · View Tweet

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garnetstorm: Big hiss to Twitter for suspending @bronxzoocobra account.
1 minute ago via Echofon · Reply · View Tweet

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kst8er76: RT @jaywalker20: What the heck! The @Bronxzoocobra has been suspended? If a snake can’t speak his mind freely, then who can?
25 minutes ago via TweetDeck · Reply · View Tweet

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TimeNewsfeed: Cobra escapes from Bronx Zoo, promptly gets a Twitter account (@BronxZooCobra) | http://ti.me/fkaDUh
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Twitter Attack Charlie Sheen: Funniest Tweets, Links, YouTube Video, Trends

March 3, 2011

TWITTER ATTACKS ARE BACK! First up, our good friend & coke fiend man whore Charlie. Enjoy.

 

#winning

Oh ssssssssssnap! @Bronxzooscobra is after @charliesheen

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BronxZoosCobra: According to the rules of Twitter, I think I’m supposed to announce a multi-city comedy tour now. Right @ConanOBrien@CharlieSheen?
about 1 hour ago via web
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BronxZoosCobra: Dear @CharlieSheen, know what’s better than tiger’s blood? Cobra venom. #winning #snakeonthetown Also I’m 20 inches long. Just sayin’.

More on @bronxzooscobra here Sheen links & videos worth clickity click click clicking…

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*New from @jimmyfallon

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BettyFckinWhite: Coming soon: Charlie Sheen’s Tiger Blood 10,000 Hour Energy Drink. Tastes like winning! #tigerblood

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RSimpson20: RT @NMEmagazine: Charlie Sheen gets a million Twitter followers in one day http://dlvr.it/J8Zsv
half a minute ago via dlvr.it

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mollywood: Whatever, iPad. Look at this. Charlie Sheen quotes as New Yorker cartoons. So genius I almost can’t process it. http://bzfd.it/grVeur
about 18 hours ago via web

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sarahksilverman: My thoughts and prayers are with Charlie Sheen tonight, as he’s been diagnosed with Full Blown Busey
about 8 hours ago via Who Say
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ARPHOTO: Somewhere in America about 25 drug dealers already named their product “Charlie Sheen“.
16 minutes ago via web

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timbotown: Please use Bullet Train wreck when referring to Charlie Sheen. Normal diesel speed will not do justice to his collision.
16 minutes ago via HootSuite
 

 

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joan_rivers: All this @charliesheen news reminds me of seeing “Inception.” I have no idea what the hell is going on, but can’t wait to see how it ends.
about 18 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

 

 

 

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Twitter says Merton Piano Chat Roulette Improv FTW! (for the win)

March 27, 2010

*added > baby chat roulette!  scroll down! *updated with more tweets & parodies!

**NEW > AMAZING  CHAT ROULETTE AD CAMPAIGN! Scroll down to watch!

Piano Chat Roulette Improv MertonIf you haven’t seen these videos of “Merton” the piano Chat Roulette Improv dude… well, you’re missing out! He’s had 5,122,506 views! Holy cry!
Anyway, here are those MUST SEE vids and what the Twitterverse is saying about Chat Roulette!

Click to get your own CHAT ROULETTE HOODIE!


Hey Baby, nice tweets! >>

Gizmo_l_normalBAMBIHELL got flipped off on chat roulette. i deserved that. back to island living.4 minutes ago from web

Rob_normalpopereggie I officially think Chat roulette is just filled with dudes.17 minutes ago from web

2ce0zth_normalerinnicole101 http://bit.ly/bv3Vp4 Seriously how hilarious is this. Lady Gaga Telephone, CHAT ROULETTE VERSION hahaha i almost peed my pants

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Undies_shoot_hs_normalBekahBeFree chat roulette is hella fun18 minutes ago from web

Default_profile_2_normalSkatingTomato Good news: Sabres are in the playoffs. Bad news: my roommate and his buddies discovered Chat Roulette.18 minutes ago from web

10422_196584188184_504258184_3733199_3929957_n_normalOoftDanny @nickolas_paul what are you even doing tonight. if you’re on chat roulette two nights in a row i’m going to judge you big style.28 minutes ago from web

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Bambus42: i knew that the guy who made piano chat improv ode to merton is not merton dont know why everyone was telling me he is..
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arthur8863: Chat Roulette Funny Accordion Improv #1 (Piano Chat improv Parody) http://bit.ly/bmdyX6 (expand)
about 19 hours ago from Chromed Bird · Reply · View Tweet
AMAZING CHAT ROULETTE AD CAMPAGN – Hilarious!

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APPLE IPAD: Tweets, Spoofs, Bombs and TWITTER TREND

January 27, 2010

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The New Apple iPad

The New Apple iPad

WOW the iPad has set off a Twitter storm! So we’re giving you a little bit of EVERYTHING! Here are some of the funniest iPad tweets, bitches and spoofs! Followed by top related Twitter trends like… wait for it…

“iTampon” < WOW! SERIOUSLY!

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jroood: RT @soulpancake: RT @avivhadar: Anyone in Boston… Can you tell a difference when someone says iPad or iPod?
9 minutes ago from Seesmic · Reply · View Tweet
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CmfcknW: RT @ac_money RT @brittaniheather I hope the groundhog leaves its burrow on Tuesday, I can’t take six more weeks of iPad jokes.
7 minutes ago from Power Twitter · Reply · View Tweet
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IzzyNeis: Hmm. Ipad, you are interesting and clever. I would drop and break you, sadly, before I’d even be able to call you mind. KID PROOF?
less than 20 seconds ago from TweetDeck · Reply · View Tweet
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RachelGibsonUSA: so really the ipad is for people who have more money than they know what to do with. #brats Whats the point? ooh (with your hands) so!!!
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
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YOURBOYEDDIE: So anybody want to buy me an iPad?
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
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RT @wendymolyneux I’m already going through like 4 or 5 iPads a day because of my heavy workflow.#obviousjokecitypopulationme #apple

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ispringforward: RT @fastcompany: iPad not the first choice for women. Period. http://bit.ly/dAvVsV (expand) Love it!
4 minutes ago from HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet
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MMontalvo: ( : RT @parisiensalon: The new iPad was definitely designed for women in mind. It comes in 3 sizes: regular, super and maxi.
2 minutes ago from UberTwitter · Reply · View Tweet
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kdc: for real. RT @erinjshea What he said: RT @steverubel: Google Social Search launch is far more important game-changing news than the iPad.
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
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joeltelling: RT @matthickey: I am hereby renaming my iPhone the iPad Nano. #toosoon?
7 minutes ago from Twidget · Reply · View Tweet
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bsandusky: @KristinaWeise @markmilian iPad Expert = Social Media Expert. It’ll be in bios everywhere soon.

less than 20 seconds ago from HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet · Thread Show Conversation

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Feast your eyes upon…

iPad 2D - NEWEST iPod iPhone from Apple??? click to buy!

With tablet-like features it’s viewing area is an astonishing 5.5″ x 8.5″ and some are saying the iPad 2D could be the next version of the iPhone or the rumored Apple Tablet.

  • Send email and text messages using advanced USPS technologies.
  • Flexible flat screen display 5.5″ x 8.5″
  • Touch screen changes “pages” with simple flicking motion.
  • Keep track of contacts, calendar and notes! Wireless sync with other devices using a touch-typing system.
  • Many drawing tools already available in virtually every color!
  • Guaranteed not to freeze or crash ever!
  • No power source!
  • Pen not included.

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NebuK42: everyone’s ranting about that iPad … i’ll officially declare that i don’t give a damn :P
9 minutes ago from tircd · Reply · View Tweet
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nikhilk: @davidebbo no flash on iPad is ok by me… but no camera? I expected iPad to be an iPhone+
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
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desipiodotcom: The new iPad features are so underwhelming that I will not be buying one in March. I will probably wait until April.
less than 20 seconds ago from TwitterGadget · Reply · View Tweet
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magurski: RT @EFF: “”The Case Against The iPadhttp://eff.org/r.f93” — that didn’t take long
less than 20 seconds ago from Twirssi · Reply · View Tweet
WTF?!?!? No lady, keep waiting for the iSlate>>>
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TempleofAnubis: @kripster Is the ipad the same as the anticipated islate? Forgive me all this tech is getting confusing! Are they the same thing?
less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet
Here you go, as promised… the Twitter trends of the day:
  • iTamponPeople are making a joke due to unfortunate word associations in the name of Apple’s new tablet, the iPad (Jan. 27).
  • HaitiThe country was hit by a 7.0 magnitude earthquake. People are tweeting to organize relief efforts or relay news.
  • Ugly BettyABC is canceling the comedy-drama, effective at the end of this, the fourth, season (Jan. 27).
  • iPhonePeople are tweeting comparisons of the iPhone and newly announced iPad.
  • UnionUS President Barack Obama will be delivering a State of the Union address today (Jan. 27).
  • kindle
  • Steve Jobs

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OMG There’s Balloon boy shirts and they’re FUNNY! #balloonboy

October 16, 2009

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Hours and hours of live Denver television… a trending topic #balloonboy on Twitter Thursay trending well into Friday and now this. :-) Oh, I threw in some funny balloon boy tweets too!

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itsKJonesBitch: I know this #balloonboy need his ass whooped and so do his parents …. Hidin’ !!! Wtf wanna be celebrities
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ChaosX8: #balloonboy ‘s dad owes me an Egg McMuffin. I was unable to eat mine after his baby bird threw up on TODAY, ewww.
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314media: #balloonboy … Hope parents get a bill for wasting time and efforts chasing a balloon. Next time my cat’s in a Tree I’m calling CNN!
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20 bucks for 4 beers? WTF? Taste Test: Bourbon County Stout

August 18, 2010

Update: Maybe it’s not so amazing…

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so ashamed. even at $5 PER BOTTLE I culdnt make it thru this bourbon beer… cutting it with icehouse… yeh srsly >http://ow.ly/2ujTU

Holy Cry! This friggin’ beer tastes just like Bourbon + Chocolate and it’s friggin’ amazing!

So, why is it $20 for a 4 pack? I have no idea! Perhaps the ridiculously high alcohol content has something to do with it which, btw, is very noticeable! You will get hammered downing these beers one after another.

One thing to keep in mind, keep it cold! The warmer this Bourbon County Brand Stout gets, the more it tastes like straight up bourbon! Colder = gooder.

Enjoy!

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Impromptu Taste Test: Murphy’s Stout VS Guinness

August 4, 2010

Guinness is better.

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