FUNNIEST SIRI TWEETS

pcaprkowsik

“@phillryu: Siri on an AT&T connection is going to be like having a passive aggressive, half-deaf butler.” <- LMAO!

DamianOS3Damian @ Brightstar

“Siri, where am I? And why am I not wearing any pants?”

Ross_JamiesonRoss Jamieson 

Siri, find me local drug dealers in order of highest ratings.

joshuagatesJosh Gates

Siri: Cutting edge technology voiced by a 1980 Speak and Spell.

ChadDarnellChad Darnell

“Siri” is awfully close to “Suri.” I think you know what I mean.

benkadamusBen Kadamus

#iphone4s quote of the day via @Gizmodo: “Siri? That looks like the most amazing thing I’ll never use.”

bennomaticbennomatic

Siri, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

AbuliatronixDan Smith

I just spared you from me trying to make an iPhone “Siri“/Scientology “Suri” joke. #YoureWelcome

lifeis11Trevor MacSwain

“@jbalinski: Siri: I think i have a crush on you.” I just want to be friends, Joe.

ryanirvineRyan Irvine

Siri, what’s the name for the type of autism that makes some people tweet at their local Starbucks?

AndrewNezAndrew Nesbitt

When I get an iPhone 4S I’m looking forward to asking Siri the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

ScrappinCopScrappinCop

RT @robyn_sparkles: Will siri be able to understand me when I’m drunk?

SarcasticRylieRylie L.

Thinking of changing my name to Siri so more men will be interested in me.

PhillyThompPhil Thompson

Apple’s Siri will never work with my accent! Me: “Message my wife I’ll be late.” Phone: “Massage your wifi on a date.”

kyleveKyle Van Essen

“Siri, tweet ‘Poopin’.” “Tweeting ‘Pooping’.” The future is now.

rstevensrstevens

Siri, given enough time to prepare, could Batman defeat Galactus?

benparrBen Parr

Ask Siri about Skynet, and it will electrocute you and drive your car over a cliff. Try it, I dare you. #iPhone4S

Charles_HRHPrince Charles

Oops, that was close. Testing new voice command app. Almost wiped out France. #siri #letstalkiphone

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I’m bitterly disappointed that every aspect of the iPhone 4S is dramatically better than its predecessor except its shape.</sarcasm>

Stupid magic.

Anyway, here’s the funny and the snarky from Twitter on Apple’s new(ish) iPhone…

TWEETS DURING APPLE KEYNOTE >

richardcobbettRichard Cobbett

New iPhone feature – Snap a picture of tasty food, have ingredients delivered straight to your fridge. “We call it Kitchen Sync,” says Cook.

This will be the iPhone cycle that I skip.

amymaeelliott Amy-Mae Elliott

Does the iPhone *need* a better camera? I’d be really interested to hear from iPhotographers on this. #iphoneography

jtucker Jason Tucker

1080p video on the iPhone, better come in a 64gig/128gig version

RacistJuan Juan Sosa

So now there making a poor mans iPhone…great now Section 8 people can afford it

MichaelEck Michael Eck

Really!? All this hype for the ‘new’ iPhone 4.1 with the same design…

zachdcarter Zach Carter

#shotsfired MT @jbouie yes it does. RT @RyanLizza No 4g data speeds in new iPhone=fail. better battery/processor doesn’t make up for it.

RodrigoEBR Rodrigo Javier

FLASH: Apple shares are down about 3% following unveiling of iPhone 4S

Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord

#YouNeedToRealize the iphone 5 is not exciting. In a few months it’ll get less attention than Colin Creevy’s murder in Deathly Hallows.

fayek Fayek Helmi

they should’ve named Siri “Spock” that would make every single geek on the planet buy the iphone no matter what! “how’s the weather spock?”

Welcome to the world of the iPhone 4asS – only asses would think this is groundbreaking technology. *yawn*

ElectroLov3 A City in CO

RT @KlothezMinded: So can black girls ask their iPhone: “Is my weave laid today?” || !!!!!!

Sabrepulse SABREPULSE

i’m not buying the new iphone unless it’s semi-modular and has wooden sidepanels

iDoit2 iAm Me

The new iPhone is disappointing, no toaster or drinks holder on it? Rubbish

umairh umair haque

It’s simple. There is no iPhone 5 because there is no future.

markpack Mark Pack

So new iPhone makes getting weather forecasts easy. Which would be great if they were accurate.

ferraru Хроники редакции

— I’ve been talking to the new iPhone. — And? — It hates me.

umairh umair haque

People. When I said “It’s simple. There is no iPhone 5 because there is no future.” — it was a…joke. WTF.

AndrewGirdwood Andrew Girdwood

Someone ask Siri when the iPhone 5 launch will be. #apple

Judy_Jetlife Judy Goya Jetson

So I herd there is no iPhone 5 its just iPhone 4s ..lol

AMG_OntheGo Anne-Marie Guarnieri

OMG ROBOTS ARE GOING TO CONTROL OUR LIVES. Also: bring it. RT @nytimesbits More Features of Siri, Voice Control on iPhone nyti.ms/pbqZzl

guspintoGus Pinto

Siri “Where’s the iPhone 5?”

ejc E.J. Coughlin

iPhone 4S – “The Siri virtual assistant interfaces directly with Wolfram Alpha – two things you won’t use in one convenient package”

conkerhimselfChristopher Seavor

iPhone 4S(lighty different)

amgoAnnette Gonzalez

Oh shiiiiiii Sprint’s getting the new iPhone? Might be time to switch. I dig their plans.

YoNipplesHairycall me Dee ♥

the iPhone is overrated. androids are better.

ForevershanForever Shan

RT @AshIsAmazin: Why yall disappointed in the new iPhone? What were you expecting, it to have wings?

tk102570tk102570

Watching Chris Pirillo streaming about the new iPhone. I think he’s about to have a heart attack over his excitement over the new iPhone.

StammyPaul Stamatiou

My usual iPhone upgrade policy: Wait for the next one or until I crack the front glass (already cracked the back glass).

shortformblogShortFormBlog

“Warm bath of sadness”: The #WSJ way of describing today’s #iphone event. WTF? bit.ly/rb9mTu

reekyrocksRich Pedine

from what i can tell its a good thing i didnt care about the big iphone announcement today :)

danecookDane Cook

If you are a tech site who, for the last 6 months, has posted next gen iPhone “rumor roundups” please go swallow a knife.

NEW!!! TWEETS FROM AFTER THE KEYNOTE! >>

EliGPPablo Elizalde

In fairness, I can see why you would want to upgrade to a dual-core iPhone. Who wants to wait a full second to load Angry Birds

recklessnilay patel

Feel pretty stupid about getting punked like that — my apologies. But hey, iPhone 4S, right? What’s up with that, yo?

ObviouslyBenBen Hughes

I will not rest until I find a way to turn the voice of “Siri” on the iPhone 4S into the voice of @TobyTurner‘s Stephen. #BESTASSISTANTEVER

flargh Peter Cohen

I’m bitterly disappointed that every aspect of the iPhone 4S is dramatically better than its predecessor except its shape.</sarcasm>

OverlandParker Michael Pierce

I’m a huge fan of Apple, but I have to say that I’m a little disappointed that the new iPhone 4S can’t even clone sheep.

EDPoloLoco MoneyEd

“@Ambitious_IAM Wat is the new iPhone suppose to do?”i heard it has a telepathy app

simoncowart Simon Says

RT @TheFix: Serious question: Do I buy the “new” iPhone or wait until the 5 comes out? // I’m waiting for the five for superficial reasons

ReubenMourad Reuben Mourad

Spending the morning with my iPhone and a pair of sharp scissors, scratching an “S” into the back of it. I’m so cool and up to date.

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TimeNewsfeed: Cobra escapes from Bronx Zoo, promptly gets a Twitter account (@BronxZooCobra) | http://ti.me/fkaDUh

about 2 hours ago via HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet

 

#winning

Oh ssssssssssnap! @Bronxzooscobra is after @charliesheen

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ARPHOTO: Somewhere in America about 25 drug dealers already named their product “Charlie Sheen“.

16 minutes ago via web

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timbotown: Please use Bullet Train wreck when referring to Charlie Sheen. Normal diesel speed will not do justice to his collision.

16 minutes ago via HootSuite

 

 

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joan_rivers: All this @charliesheen news reminds me of seeing “Inception.” I have no idea what the hell is going on, but can’t wait to see how it ends.

about 18 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

 

 

 

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so ashamed. even at $5 PER BOTTLE I culdnt make it thru this bourbon beer… cutting it with icehouse… yeh srsly >http://ow.ly/2ujTU

Holy Cry! This friggin’ beer tastes just like Bourbon + Chocolate and it’s friggin’ amazing!

So, why is it $20 for a 4 pack? I have no idea! Perhaps the ridiculously high alcohol content has something to do with it which, btw, is very noticeable! You will get hammered downing these beers one after another.

One thing to keep in mind, keep it cold! The warmer this Bourbon County Brand Stout gets, the more it tastes like straight up bourbon! Colder = gooder.

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Totally random post… friggin’ funny tweets from Conan.

• Congratulations to Spain on their World Cup victory! May the streets run red with blood-orange sangria and ham!
• A new study says that men who take drugs for ED have significantly more STDs. Also, men who take drugs for STDs have a lot of STDs.
• Another perfect day in CA, the land of jobs & money. (Gov. Schwarzenegger has me at gunpoint. We’re under the Santa Monica Pier. Send help.)
• Congrats to my staff on 4 Emmy nominations. This bodes well for the future of The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien.
• The Queen recycled a dress for a ball in Toronto that she had previously worn before. Now to Google “monarch+nip slips”.
• My horoscope says I “never let a struggle stop me.” At least that’s what I think it says, I can’t get the cookie all the way open.
• This laptop is hot on my legs. I shall invent a space age Kevlar pad that protects my legs from heat. Or maybe I’ll just put on pants.
• Scholars have revealed Jefferson changed “Subjects” to “Citizens” in the Dec of Ind. Also, “Pursuit of Happiness” was “Score me some stank”.
• Today’s the 25th anniversary of “Back to the Future” – The movie that popularized DeLoreans, Flux Capacitors, & almost nailing your own mom.
• Twilight Eclipse has been smashing box office records since it opened. For the record, I was sickly pale before it was cool.
• I don’t care where LeBron James ends up… As long as it’s not at 11pm on TBS.
• Larry King’s retiring after hosting “Larry King Live” for 25 years. Personally, I think hosting anything longer than 7 months is overkill.
• I’m #51 on Forbes “Celebrity 100.” To help you fully comprehend the enormity of my achievement, consider this: Judge Judy is only #72.
• Yesterday a Marilyn Monroe chest x-ray sold for $45,000. Meanwhile, my dr’s note saying I have a mild case of shingles just sits on e-Bay.
• My writers’ stand up special airs tonight at 10 on TBS. It’s like watching my kids perform… if my kids were all neurotic men in their 30s.
• Cable’s ability to attract top-tier talk show hosts continues. Welcome aboard, disgraced New York Governor Eliot Spitzer!
• 11 years between “Toy Story’s” and 7 months between “Twilight’s.” By that measure, the “Jonah Hex” sequel should be out in 3 days.
• Don’t underestimate the influence of the World Cup. I’m already adding a vuvuzela section to our TBS band.
• “Rolling Stone” may have brought down the US military commander in Afghanistan. Worse, they only gave Miley’s new album 3 out of 5 stars.

From: twitter.com/ConanOBrien

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Mini back story, I’ve been avoiding signing a new contract for years, so my phones have been off Craigslist but right now the only thing worth buying there is a Palm Pre and… well… that’s a piece of crap. I wouldn’t take one for FREE with a free calling plan (which is kind of a lie because I would take any free phone with free calling plan). Anyway, I’m broke and have no choice but sign a new contract! Arrrrgh!

So, here’s what I was looking for in functionality:

• Good camera & video cam, ‘cuz I’m a dad on Facebook.
• Quick access to social networking tools, ‘cuz I’m a blogger.
• Hootesiute. Shout out!
• Android or iPhone, ‘cuz I’m a gadget geek and that’s what “everyone” has.
• A phone that won’t be a complete piece of crap in 2 years because I’m forced to sign a %$#&ing contract!

Here’s what I wanted to avoid:

• Palm Pre, ‘cuz I just had one and HATED it. I know “hate” is a strong word. I HATED it.
• A Windows phone, ‘cuz “everyone” hates those.
• An iPhone, ‘cuz “everyone” hates AT&T.
  • If I wanted to not be able to call people on a fancy device I’d buy an iPad (that’s a dropped-call joke).

So all that being said, I found myself standing in a Sprint store faced with two choices, the Samsung Moment and the HTC Here. I bought the Moment. Thankfully there was a 30 day trial period!

My gripes about the Samsung Moment:

• The friggin’ plug in the worst possible place ever. Seriously. Put this phone up on your dash to use the GPS and the plug will stick out way up into the air in front of your windshield! Even worse, if you ever have to charge it and talk at the same time you will be staring at the plug for as log as you’re on the call (this WILL happen, just wait ’till you read about the battery).
• Micro USB. Really? Who the hell uses this? Oh yeah, the Palm Pre… and that’s a piece of crap. Besides, this phone is HUGE! A tiny little plug seems ridiculous.
• Great idea > physical keyboard. Horrible idea > changing around the keys. Try to type “google.com/reader” and see how long it takes you to find the “/” key. WTF!?!
• Menu button over the swipe pad. Perfectly placed so you accidently click menu everytime you mean to “swipe” the friggin’ pad.
• Awkward: Groove at the top right where swipe down the notification bar.
• Awkward: Although the construction is solid, the keyboard doesn’t really click snugly when the phone is slid together. There is always this little separation on the body where there shouldn’t be.
• Reboot time, in seconds, takes about FOREVER. Grab a pillow and get comfy, you’re not doing anything with this phone for a very very very long time.
• Swipe pad: It sucks. It’s too sensitive and NOT intuitive. When you finally figure out how it works, you realize it just doesn’t work.
  • *Note, if you ever think you can improve something like the “trackball” get over it. Even if your widget IS better, everyone will still try to use it like a TRACKBALL and then they’ll write blog posts about how it sucks.
• Battery life. Wow, the battery on this thing is horrible! There is no possible way this phone,  fully charged, could make it past lunchtime if you used it for anything other than a paperweight.
  • Sure I could buy extra batteries, but why would I? I’m getting the “fancy phone” so I can CARRY less! I mean, it’s no wonder the batter time sucks considering how loud the speakers are and considering the keyboard lights up… phones have enough problems with battery life as is without extra lights!! In fact, now that I think about it, this phone is so friggin’ big I seriously do not understand why they didn’t pop 2 batteries in that bad boy! At least throw a giant one in it!!

So was good about the Samsung Moment? Not much including:

• Great speakers! Perfect for playing videos back and viewing music or youtube.
• Awesome speaker phone! Never had a problem hearing anyone on speaker.
• Arrow keys on the physical keyboard were a really nice way to navigate around web pages and text, especially when you just typed a whole bunch of stuff.
• Light up keyboard looked super cool… but the funky key placement made it basically worthless.

Only $79! Click to get an HTC Hero!

Ok, the Moment’s now been returned and I traded up for the HTC Hero. I’m pissed I lost the keyboard, but the interface on this thing is really nice!

It’s got a mini USB plug, just like my other gadgets and some hard drives so I don’t have to get ANOTHER cord and the trackball is an actual trackball! Amazing! …and it works really well for scrolling pages. Another nice feature is the “multiple windows” browsing screen that HTC will more than likely be sued over by Apple. Haven’t taken any pics or video yet, but it’s a 5mp camera so I have high hopes.

The real question is, how am I going to convince my wife we need an EVO when I just bought this friggin’ phone?? If you have any suggestions let me know in the comments… also, if you have gadget love / hate stories please share!!!!

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