RoosterTheRose: Robbing John Malkovich, Death catches up with Dr. Death (which frees up a great rap moniker), and kid sells kidney for iPad 2. Back to Bed
brandyland318: If I see this “At least Dr. Kevorkian died doing what he loved: Dying” ONE MORE TIME I’m going to Dr. Death the mofo who says it. For shiz.
plsburydoughboy: RT @michaeljnelson: Hard to know how to react to the demise of Dr. Death. First, by congratulating the other members of the Justice League, I guess…
*added > baby chat roulette! scroll down! *updated with more tweets & parodies!
**NEW > AMAZING CHAT ROULETTE AD CAMPAIGN! Scroll down to watch!
If you haven’t seen these videos of “Merton” the piano Chat Roulette Improv dude… well, you’re missing out! He’s had 5,122,506 views! Holy cry!
Anyway, here are those MUST SEE vids and what the Twitterverse is saying about Chat Roulette!
First of all, it’s really hard to find non-carbinated energy drinks so I was stoked to find HYDRIVE at Target! Well, I WAS stoked but my first impression is not great. This one tastes a little like lemonade and a lot like stale cigarette butts.
I’ll let you know if I get any pick-me-up.
@richanddaveshow
Now this is probably some of my favorite stuff! FUNNY TWITTER TRENDS! Starting off with a couple of our faves and finishing off with the trends folks are tweeting about! Let’s hear it – post your favorite funny Twitter trends in the comments!
gtheg Hey baby, my name’s Vista, can I crash at your place tonight! Make sure you remember some antivirus software hun#robotpickuplines5 minutes ago from web
Ahhhh the Twitter Elite, the Twitter Famous, no not the Shaqs & Brittanys but the geeks who “got it” before everyone else. They built it, touted it, criticized it. Some even left and were tweeting again in less time than it took Brittany to shave her head and re-weave (and make a come back with a Twitter account nonetheless). So, perhaps “sins” are a little dramatic, but I’ll let @jchrst be the judge. Anyway feel free to add / debate in the comments.
OMG
If you are over 16 and you don’t live in the valley in the 80s do not use OMG. You shouldn’t say it out loud, you shouldn’t text it and you shouldn’t put a Z in front of it. ZOMG doesn’t even make sense. Step up and use WTF or OMFG like an adult.
Major offenders: L(ike)OMG, you totally know who you are.
“Crowd Sourcing”
Please STOP referring to Twitter as “great for crowd sourcing.” Yeah, you have a gazillion people just waiting to talk to you. Twitter is your personal people search. Yay for you. When I ask a question on Twitter Imightgetananswer, that’s1 answer to a question so I have to send 6 DMs just to make sure someone responds!
No. It’s a waste of Twitter space to only tweet product teases (same for FB). I don’t care what’s on your late news tonight, stop tweeting about it. I get my news from HULU, John Stewart & TWIT (just kidding on the last one).
Major offenders: Mass Media
Follow me / I won’t follow you or Follow everyone (known as “A Twitter Reach Around”)
Whether you follow everyone or choose to be the “Ultimate Twitter Ass” (a Twasshole) by following 14 people even though you have 45,000 followers that’s fine, but shut up about it. For the rest of us it’s lose / lose… follow everyone & get a thousand tweets you don’t want or don’t follow anyone and your follower count hovers at 14 forever.
I get it, I won’t DM you. You don’t check your DMs. Twitter won’t let you clear them 2k at a time. Boo hoo. Excuse me while I go clear my 15 DMs. All all auto responses from tweeps not expecting a reply.
Give hashtags a break already! Wayne – because you use so many, half you’re tweets are only 4 words long and it’s impossible to retweet you! There’s no room for R & T! You are a Hashtag Junkie!
Seriously, you have a problem. Please get help #intervention.
I am not stalking you stop with the stupid tweets: “Long day, late night… off to bed.” OR “Eating eggs with toast.” Occasionally it’s not a problem, but some of you are WAY over your quota!
Major offender:Alex Albrecht (Wonder why Kevin is kicking your ass on Twitter? Well there you go.)
Whether your mom joined Twitter before or after Oprah… GEEK OUT YOUR MOM!
Tees from TwitterFunny.com are getting rave reviews and now there are new designs added just for Twitter Mom’s! AND just in time for Mother’s Day! Coincidence? We may never know… but they are also customizable and you can add your mom’s twitter sign on!
We posted our favorites are below, check out the new line of “Twitter Mom” inspired tees (which is still growing) at this link> http://digg.com/u123LD
Remember, be careful out there, ‘cuz U R what U tweet!
(Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
*Now with icons and links! A set of tweets like these gets you the best!
Here’s a look at some of the funniest twucking tweets in our twucking Twitter tweed! We recommend you follow our tweeps and us too @RichandDaveShow. Be a part of the show!
BellaRossaIn line at the pharmacy, warily eyeing the Lifestyle “vibrating ring.” I assume it’s not a symbol for the everlasting nature of marriage.8:45 AM Dec 4thfrom TwitterBerry
mklopezi have been just called “priest-like”. Should I feel like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons, or the child-molesting priest from South Park?1:45 PM Dec 1stfrom Ping.fm
nickSign at church reads “Curious about Jesus?” So I guess they’ve changed their stance on gay rights.10:32 AM Nov 30thfrom web
nickDonating sperm, then adopting, so I can tell my kids, “You’d better shape up. I sent my real kids to an impotent couple in Newark.”9:06 AM Nov 29thfrom web
RodBegbieStarting to suspect that some of the audience members at this screening of Milk at the Castro might be… (whispers) gay.10:05 PM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
TheBloggessSo I twittered “I” a few hours ago b/c apparently I can’t use an iphone properly and immediately 3 people responded with “J”.7:45 PM Nov 25thfrom web
kambriChristian didn’t clean the stove today because he wanted me to see a stain that he says looks exactly like a di*k and balls.8:11 PM Nov 24thfrom web
nickGoing crazy over this band “TBA.” Every time I think I’m gonna see them perform, they get replaced at the last minute.12:51 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
nickYou know who else spent the holidays with his family? Hitler.12:15 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
Looking for musicians who want to be a key part in our new SERIES of viral videos!. We are planning to begin releasing in January ’09 and it could go all year! In attempt to keep things on the “down low” please email your information to RichandDaveShow@gmail.com and include:
links to any samples of your music
instruments you have available
examples / samples of songs you can cover
can you sing?
got a band? tell us a about it!
This is an unpaid project for someone looking to be a part of a blow-out project with endlesss self promotion potential! You will get post roll video credit as “feature artist,” on site links to your demos and a great reference throughout the media industry. This will be a fun & funny project with minimal work – SERIOUSLY!
If you haven’t seen these videos of “Merton” the piano Chat Roulette Improv dude… well, you’re missing out! He’s had 5,122,506 views! Holy cry!
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Ok, right now you think I’m crazy…. but wait’ll I show you my nuts! #robotpickuplines
