APPLE IPAD: Tweets, Spoofs, Bombs and TWITTER TREND

The New Apple iPad

WOW the iPad has set off a Twitter storm! So we’re giving you a little bit of EVERYTHING! Here are some of the funniest iPad tweets, bitches and spoofs! Followed by top related Twitter trends like… wait for it…

“iTampon” < WOW! SERIOUSLY!

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jroood: RT @soulpancake: RT @avivhadar: Anyone in Boston… Can you tell a difference when someone says iPad or iPod?

9 minutes ago from Seesmic · Reply · View Tweet

CmfcknW: RT @ac_money RT @brittaniheather I hope the groundhog leaves its burrow on Tuesday, I can’t take six more weeks of iPad jokes.

7 minutes ago from Power Twitter · Reply · View Tweet

IzzyNeis: Hmm. Ipad, you are interesting and clever. I would drop and break you, sadly, before I’d even be able to call you mind. KID PROOF?

less than 20 seconds ago from TweetDeck · Reply · View Tweet

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RachelGibsonUSA: so really the ipad is for people who have more money than they know what to do with. #brats Whats the point? ooh (with your hands) so!!!

less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet

YOURBOYEDDIE: So anybody want to buy me an iPad?

less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet

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RT @wendymolyneux I’m already going through like 4 or 5 iPads a day because of my heavy workflow.#obviousjokecitypopulationme #apple

ispringforward: RT @fastcompany: iPad not the first choice for women. Period. http://bit.ly/dAvVsV (expand) Love it!

4 minutes ago from HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet

MMontalvo: ( : RT @parisiensalon: The new iPad was definitely designed for women in mind. It comes in 3 sizes: regular, super and maxi.

2 minutes ago from UberTwitter · Reply · View Tweet

kdc: for real. RT @erinjshea What he said: RT @steverubel: Google Social Search launch is far more important game-changing news than the iPad.

less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet

joeltelling: RT @matthickey: I am hereby renaming my iPhone the iPad Nano. #toosoon?

7 minutes ago from Twidget · Reply · View Tweet

bsandusky: @KristinaWeise @markmilian iPad Expert = Social Media Expert. It’ll be in bios everywhere soon.

less than 20 seconds ago from HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet · Show Conversation

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iPad 2D -> NEWEST iPod iPhone from Apple??? The next Apple Tablet? You decide! CLICK IT TO GET YOURS!

With tablet-like features it’s viewing area is an astonishing 5.5″ x 8.5″ and some are saying the iPad 2D could be the next version of the iPhone or the rumored Apple Tablet.

• Send email and text messages using advanced USPS technologies.
• Flexible flat screen display 5.5″ x 8.5″
• Touch screen changes “pages” with simple flicking motion.
• Keep track of contacts, calendar and notes! Wireless sync with other devices using a touch-typing system.
• Many drawing tools already available in virtually every color!
• Guaranteed not to freeze or crash ever!
• No power source!
• Pen not included.

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NebuK42: everyone’s ranting about that iPad … i’ll officially declare that i don’t give a damn :P

9 minutes ago from tircd · Reply · View Tweet

nikhilk: @davidebbo no flash on iPad is ok by me… but no camera? I expected iPad to be an iPhone+

less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet

desipiodotcom: The new iPad features are so underwhelming that I will not be buying one in March. I will probably wait until April.

less than 20 seconds ago from TwitterGadget · Reply · View Tweet

magurski: RT @EFF: “”The Case Against The iPad” http://eff.org/r.f93” — that didn’t take long

less than 20 seconds ago from Twirssi · Reply · View Tweet

WTF?!?!? No lady, keep waiting for the iSlate>>>

TempleofAnubis: @kripster Is the ipad the same as the anticipated islate? Forgive me all this tech is getting confusing! Are they the same thing?

less than 20 seconds ago from web · Reply · View Tweet

Here you go, as promised… the Twitter trends of the day:

• iTamponPeople are making a joke due to unfortunate word associations in the name of Apple’s new tablet, the iPad (Jan. 27).
• HaitiThe country was hit by a 7.0 magnitude earthquake. People are tweeting to organize relief efforts or relay news.
• Ugly BettyABC is canceling the comedy-drama, effective at the end of this, the fourth, season (Jan. 27).
• iPhonePeople are tweeting comparisons of the iPhone and newly announced iPad.
• UnionUS President Barack Obama will be delivering a State of the Union address today (Jan. 27).
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• Steve Jobs

Be careful out there ‘cuz you are what you tweet!

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With tablet-like features it’s viewing area is an astonishing 5.5″ x 8.5″ and some are saying the iPad 2D could be the next version of the iPhone or the rumored Apple Tablet.

• Send email and text messages using advanced USPS technologies.
• Flexible flat screen display 5.5″ x 8.5″
• Touch screen changes “pages” with simple flicking motion.
• Keep track of contacts, calendar and notes! Wireless sync with other devices using a touch-typing system.
• Many drawing tools already available in virtually every color!
• Guaranteed not to freeze or crash ever!
• No power source!
• Pen not included.

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darthvader Went by the Delicious Monster booth today and felt a disturbance in the Force. And by Force, I mean my pants. 10:52 PM Jan 6th from twitterrific

chasrmartin OKay, someone was asking for article titles that would get my attention. here’s one: “On Moral Pornography” 4:18 PM Jan 4th from TweetDeck

darthvader I love New Years. Gonna pick a planet, get drunk and count down to “dropping the ball” if you know what I mean. 6:32 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from twitterrific

kevinmarks tweeting at a stoplight while its still legal 5:43 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from mobile web

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GaryColeman To all my readers, have a happy new year! Don’t run over any rednecks tonight! Unless of course, I’m invited. about 1 month ago from web

1. TheBloggess My Canadian friend told me they ice fish to celebrate New Years Eve. I was all “Weird. In the US we stay up late to watch balls drop on TV”. 9:18 AM Dec 31st, 2008 from web
2. TheBloggess And he was all “Yeah, we have gay porn in Canada too”. He’s kind of an asshole. 9:19 AM Dec 31st, 2008 from web

TheBloggess Global warming is killing polar bears and also kind of sexy : http://tinyurl.com/5zq4ft 6:55 AM Dec 31st, 2008 from web

ijustine iCarly doesn’t now it yet, but I’m going to fight her next year: http://bit.ly/icarly 1:51 AM Dec 31st, 2008 from web

Mia Dueling Banjos just popped up on my itunes. brb looking for backwoods assraping hicks. 6:11 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TweetDeck

ElizMcQuern http://tinyurl.com/3wnc9g Blagojevich: ‘I have done nothing wrong’ – a ha aha ha ha hah what a comedian, that guy. 4:37 PM Dec 19th, 2008 from web

Lons I’m not Christian, but also don’t care if people wish me a “Merry Christmas.” It’s just a holiday/tradition. No offense is implied. 3:51 PM Dec 19th, 2008 from twhirl

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annielovesyou A little chinese boy ran up to me and grabbed my leg. That means i can keep him, right? 2:42 PM Dec 19th, 2008 from txt

GoNowGo History repeats itself. Barkeep: Did you want it on draft or a can? @rinker22: I’ll take it in the can. 10:35 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from txt

darthvader I don’t care if there *is* mistletoe, if I catch my kids french kissing again, I swear I’ll disown them! 9:40 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from twitterrific

ComedyTime “Notice that frankincense and myrrh never really caught on the way that gold did?” http://tinyurl.com/4k3hjx 9:17 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from web

kmakice First rule of book writing: Books are long. 2:34 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from twitterrific

michael_bay I could have been a GREAT newsman: http://tinyurl.com/4onp8b 11:37 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from web

1. Have you ever made cake batter and found yourself taking a taste & then end up eating almost the whole bowl? I wouldn’t admit to it either. 10:45 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from web
2. RichandDaveShow @girlarsonist no but there was this time I got drunk and woke up in a bakery… didn’t get arrest for assault, just BATTER-Y! HA 11:33 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from web in reply to girlarsonist

GoNowGo No matter how ironclad the excuse, it’s still awkward to be caught exiting a bathroom with a sandwich in hand. 11:06 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from web

jonathancoulton There’s another bearded longhair at the coffee shop – I feel like high fiving him. 10:06 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from web

ElizMcQuern Tony Curtis is wearing a huge amount of eyeliner in his laser eye surgery commercial. I wonder if that’s part of the whole package. 9:21 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterBerry

TheOnion Hurriphoonado Cuts Swath Of Destruction Across Eastern, Western Hemispheres http://twurl.nl/l5qxd6 8:29 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from twitterfeed

Borat Who the hell throws a shoe?!?! 7:13 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from web

curlycomedy practicing shoe-dodging. 12:08 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from web

TheOnion Our Annual Year 2008 A.D.: Iran’s Nuclear Operation Revealed To Be Cover For Greatest Roller Coaster Ever http://bit.ly/zrGm 11:04 AM Dec 15th, 2008 from twhirl

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JohnCleese I know @StephenFry but who the hell is Mashable? http://tinyurl.com/57ynwr 11:02 AM Dec 15th, 2008 from twhirl

TheBloggess I made $150 off my blog last month so I’m looking into other options. Like prostitution. http://thebloggess.com/?p=691 10:43 AM Dec 15th, 2008 from web

GoNowGo Grabbed Christmas by the bells and am nearly done with the shopping shenanigans! 2:05 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from txt

fimoculous Last night’s math lessons from @killer_weed: 2 valium + 2 espresso = 1 adderall. Who knew? 1:20 PM Dec 13th, 2008 from web

darthvader At the mall scaring away all the little kids in line waiting to see Santa Claws. 1:12 PM Dec 13th, 2008 from twitterrific

darrylohrt Getting son’s driver’s license. Roads no longer safe. 10:11 AM Dec 13th, 2008 from twitterrific

zemote Bars with wifi are awesome, wondering why I keep going to coffee shops to work, the drinks are much stronger here :) 8:11 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from Tweetsville

zemote Wife is making pork fried rice from last nights pork tenderloin, I’m a lucky man, surprised I’m not a fat man 7:08 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from Tweetsville

darthvader If Palpatine & I hadn’t destroyed the Senate years ago, they’d probably be voting to bail out the failing speeder industry right about now. 4:30 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from twitterrific

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1. TheBloggess Coworker just asked me if I’m high right now because I look like I “just smoked some weed”. Not kidding. Starting out to be a great day. 8:58 AM Dec 10th, 2008 from web
2. TheBloggess To clarify, I am not high right now but I am a little drunk. 9:01 AM Dec 10th, 2008 from web

ijustine Oh.. No internet until 4:30? Are you serious???? What is this… 1993???????!!! Time warner sucks. 4:08 PM Dec 9th, 2008 from txt

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	chick_comedy “Good luck with that unicorn tattoo, because in 20 years it will look like a baby giving you the bird.” http://tinyurl.com/55jfhq 5:43 PM Dec 8th from web
	jsweet1981 Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails….ewww 4:56 PM Dec 8th from web
	GaryColeman Someone’s mistaken me for Tupac again. I’m not dead! http://tinyurl.com/5zgchj 5 days ago from web
	michael_bay @MrBabyMan I want to cast you in “Bad Boy’s III: Really Bad Boys.” How do you feel about driving a hummer through a Boy Scout Jamboree? 6:00 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to MrBabyMan
	BellaRossa In line at the pharmacy, warily eyeing the Lifestyle “vibrating ring.” I assume it’s not a symbol for the everlasting nature of marriage. 8:45 AM Dec 4th from TwitterBerry
	RichandDaveShow pls RT: Looking for gang members to follow. Any Cripps or Bloods on Twitter? 6:35 AM Dec 4th from web
	DavidParton The late George Carlin once said: “If you want to keep your dog in line, walk him past the fur shop once a week” 4:36 PM Dec 2nd from web
	nick Wit is a curse, because your peers lack it. 10:32 AM Dec 2nd from web
	TheBloggess I think the worst kind of river would be one filled with dead parrots. 10:10 AM Dec 2nd from web
	mklopez i have been just called “priest-like”. Should I feel like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons, or the child-molesting priest from South Park? 1:45 PM Dec 1st from Ping.fm
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	nick Sign at church reads “Curious about Jesus?” So I guess they’ve changed their stance on gay rights. 10:32 AM Nov 30th from web
	nick Donating sperm, then adopting, so I can tell my kids, “You’d better shape up. I sent my real kids to an impotent couple in Newark.” 9:06 AM Nov 29th from web

	rjk five dollar foot loooooong 5:06 PM Nov 28th from web
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	RodBegbie Starting to suspect that some of the audience members at this screening of Milk at the Castro might be… (whispers) gay. 10:05 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
	TheBloggess So I twittered “I” a few hours ago b/c apparently I can’t use an iphone properly and immediately 3 people responded with “J”. 7:45 PM Nov 25th from web
	kambri Christian didn’t clean the stove today because he wanted me to see a stain that he says looks exactly like a di*k and balls. 8:11 PM Nov 24th from web
	nick Going crazy over this band “TBA.” Every time I think I’m gonna see them perform, they get replaced at the last minute. 12:51 PM Nov 23rd from web
	nick You know who else spent the holidays with his family? Hitler. 12:15 PM Nov 23rd from web
	DaveJMatthews Hands up if you pee in the tub 17 days ago from twitterrific

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