Twitter Attack Round 2: FUNNIEST SIRI TWEETS. Siri, where’s the iPhone 5?

Now this is some Twitter-Funny, wait no – Twitter magic! Thank you Apple for pissing off the iPhone… uh… iPholks… and introducing Siri!

FUNNIEST SIRI TWEETS

davezatzDave Zatz

Siri: Where is the iPhone 5?

pcaprkowsik

“@phillryu: Siri on an AT&T connection is going to be like having a passive aggressive, half-deaf butler.” <- LMAO!

DamianOS3Damian @ Brightstar

“Siri, where am I? And why am I not wearing any pants?”

Ross_JamiesonRoss Jamieson 

Siri, find me local drug dealers in order of highest ratings.

joshuagatesJosh Gates

Siri: Cutting edge technology voiced by a 1980 Speak and Spell.

ChadDarnellChad Darnell

“Siri” is awfully close to “Suri.” I think you know what I mean.

benkadamusBen Kadamus

#iphone4s quote of the day via @Gizmodo: “Siri? That looks like the most amazing thing I’ll never use.”

bennomaticbennomatic

Siri, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

AbuliatronixDan Smith

I just spared you from me trying to make an iPhone “Siri“/Scientology “Suri” joke. #YoureWelcome

lifeis11Trevor MacSwain

“@jbalinski: Siri: I think i have a crush on you.” I just want to be friends, Joe.

ryanirvineRyan Irvine

Siri, what’s the name for the type of autism that makes some people tweet at their local Starbucks?

AndrewNezAndrew Nesbitt

When I get an iPhone 4S I’m looking forward to asking Siri the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

ScrappinCopScrappinCop

RT @robyn_sparkles: Will siri be able to understand me when I’m drunk?

SarcasticRylieRylie L.

Thinking of changing my name to Siri so more men will be interested in me.

PhillyThompPhil Thompson

Apple’s Siri will never work with my accent! Me: “Message my wife I’ll be late.” Phone: “Massage your wifi on a date.”

kyleveKyle Van Essen

“Siri, tweet ‘Poopin’.” “Tweeting ‘Pooping’.” The future is now.

rstevensrstevens

Siri, given enough time to prepare, could Batman defeat Galactus?

benparrBen Parr

Ask Siri about Skynet, and it will electrocute you and drive your car over a cliff. Try it, I dare you. #iPhone4S

Charles_HRHPrince Charles

Oops, that was close. Testing new voice command app. Almost wiped out France. #siri #letstalkiphone

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