Twitter Attack Round 2: FUNNIEST SIRI TWEETS. Siri, where’s the iPhone 5?

Now this is some Twitter-Funny, wait no – Twitter magic! Thank you Apple for pissing off the iPhone… uh… iPholks… and introducing Siri!

FUNNIEST SIRI TWEETS

davezatzDave Zatz

Siri: Where is the iPhone 5?

pcaprkowsik

“@phillryu: Siri on an AT&T connection is going to be like having a passive aggressive, half-deaf butler.” <- LMAO!

DamianOS3Damian @ Brightstar

“Siri, where am I? And why am I not wearing any pants?”

Ross_JamiesonRoss Jamieson 

Siri, find me local drug dealers in order of highest ratings.

joshuagatesJosh Gates

Siri: Cutting edge technology voiced by a 1980 Speak and Spell.

ChadDarnellChad Darnell

“Siri” is awfully close to “Suri.” I think you know what I mean.

benkadamusBen Kadamus

#iphone4s quote of the day via @Gizmodo: “Siri? That looks like the most amazing thing I’ll never use.”

bennomaticbennomatic

Siri, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

AbuliatronixDan Smith

I just spared you from me trying to make an iPhone “Siri“/Scientology “Suri” joke. #YoureWelcome

lifeis11Trevor MacSwain

“@jbalinski: Siri: I think i have a crush on you.” I just want to be friends, Joe.

ryanirvineRyan Irvine

Siri, what’s the name for the type of autism that makes some people tweet at their local Starbucks?

AndrewNezAndrew Nesbitt

When I get an iPhone 4S I’m looking forward to asking Siri the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

ScrappinCopScrappinCop

RT @robyn_sparkles: Will siri be able to understand me when I’m drunk?

SarcasticRylieRylie L.

Thinking of changing my name to Siri so more men will be interested in me.

PhillyThompPhil Thompson

Apple’s Siri will never work with my accent! Me: “Message my wife I’ll be late.” Phone: “Massage your wifi on a date.”

kyleveKyle Van Essen

“Siri, tweet ‘Poopin’.” “Tweeting ‘Pooping’.” The future is now.

rstevensrstevens

Siri, given enough time to prepare, could Batman defeat Galactus?

benparrBen Parr

Ask Siri about Skynet, and it will electrocute you and drive your car over a cliff. Try it, I dare you. #iPhone4S

Charles_HRHPrince Charles

Oops, that was close. Testing new voice command app. Almost wiped out France. #siri #letstalkiphone

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I’m bitterly disappointed that every aspect of the iPhone 4S is dramatically better than its predecessor except its shape.</sarcasm>

Twitter Attack: iPhone 4S Funniest Tweets and iSnark

WOW – the Twitterverse was ruthless… well more like sad, sullen and cranky when their hopes and dreams for a magical iPhone 5 faded away into the boredom of Tim Cook’s sleep inducing keynote. Yep, all we got was a stupid new camera, stupid new artificial intelligence and a stupid new “free pass” for downloading illegal, sorry – shared, music.

Stupid magic.

Anyway, here’s the funny and the snarky from Twitter on Apple’s new(ish) iPhone…

TWEETS DURING APPLE KEYNOTE >

HAL9000_HAL 9000

iPhone has declared war on Hallmark. “We’re so sorry for your bankruptcy”

richardcobbett Richard Cobbett

New iPhone feature – Snap a picture of tasty food, have ingredients delivered straight to your fridge. “We call it Kitchen Sync,” says Cook.

rjstelling Richard Stelling

ANYONE NOT LIVE BLOGGING THE IPHONE EVENT PLEASE GET OFF THE INTERNET WE NEED THE BANDWIDTH!

ajRAFAEL aj rafael

this will be the biggest fake out if they release an iPhone 5 at this point… they’re announcing way too much old stuff… gahhhhhh

rmxdave David Strack

Apple is stalling, the new iPhone isn’t ready. Waiting for a sweaty, out-of-breath engineer to bust onto the stage and say “HERE IT IS!”

Ihnatko Andy Ihnatko

Backup. Fnd My iPhone. seen this b4. But! “Find My Friends” is new: tells you when your pals are nearby. “The Fugitive” now over in 10 min.

noahkravitz Noah Kravitz

Set an iPhone up / Without a PC / Like every other smartphone / Has always allowed me?

RonnieFieg Ronnie fieg

Leatherbacks > iPhone 4S tupid

Snaggy Snaggy

I’ll be chaining an iPhone to my keys, and using it for Find My Keys.

dangerdiabolick Srivathsan G.K

richardcobbettRichard Cobbett

New iPhone feature – Snap a picture of tasty food, have ingredients delivered straight to your fridge. “We call it Kitchen Sync,” says Cook.

RT @anilyst: The iPhone 4S comes with an inbuilt “Sue Samsung” app.

pepe08 Jose H. Flores

RT @thisisjamiewatt: “The new iPhone is so fast that you can virtually tweet and text at the same time,” is what he should’ve said….

Gizmodo Gizmodo

iPhone 4S: world phone with both GSM and CDMA built in live.gizmodo.com

rob_keyes Rob Keyes

lol RT @kkjordan: “We heard you liked the iPhone 4, so we released it again. This strategy worked for The Lion King. We will try it as well”

engadget Engadget

6 Hours 3G browsing, only 9 on WiFi? Less than last year’s rated 10 hours WiFi. engadget.com/2011/10/04/app… #apple #letstalkiphone

film_girl Christina Warren

The world phone aspect of the iPhone 4S shouldn’t be underestimated.

malcolli Mallory Colliflower

This will be the iPhone cycle that I skip.

amymaeelliott Amy-Mae Elliott

Does the iPhone *need* a better camera? I’d be really interested to hear from iPhotographers on this. #iphoneography

jtucker Jason Tucker

1080p video on the iPhone, better come in a 64gig/128gig version

RacistJuan Juan Sosa

So now there making a poor mans iPhone…great now Section 8 people can afford it

MichaelEck Michael Eck

Really!? All this hype for the ‘new’ iPhone 4.1 with the same design…

zachdcarter Zach Carter

#shotsfired MT @jbouie yes it does. RT @RyanLizza No 4g data speeds in new iPhone=fail. better battery/processor doesn’t make up for it.

RodrigoEBR Rodrigo Javier

FLASH: Apple shares are down about 3% following unveiling of iPhone 4S

Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord

#YouNeedToRealize the iphone 5 is not exciting. In a few months it’ll get less attention than Colin Creevy’s murder in Deathly Hallows.

fayek Fayek Helmi

they should’ve named Siri “Spock” that would make every single geek on the planet buy the iphone no matter what! “how’s the weather spock?”

klubbkiddkl Joe Lee

Welcome to the world of the iPhone 4asS – only asses would think this is groundbreaking technology. *yawn*

ElectroLov3 A City in CO

RT @KlothezMinded: So can black girls ask their iPhone: “Is my weave laid today?” || !!!!!!

Sabrepulse SABREPULSE

i’m not buying the new iphone unless it’s semi-modular and has wooden sidepanels

iDoit2 iAm Me

The new iPhone is disappointing, no toaster or drinks holder on it? Rubbish

umairh umair haque

It’s simple. There is no iPhone 5 because there is no future.

markpack Mark Pack

So new iPhone makes getting weather forecasts easy. Which would be great if they were accurate.

ferraru Хроники редакции

— I’ve been talking to the new iPhone. — And? — It hates me.

umairh umair haque

People. When I said “It’s simple. There is no iPhone 5 because there is no future.” — it was a…joke. WTF.

AndrewGirdwood Andrew Girdwood

Someone ask Siri when the iPhone 5 launch will be. #apple

Judy_Jetlife Judy Goya Jetson

So I herd there is no iPhone 5 its just iPhone 4s ..lol

AMG_OntheGo Anne-Marie Guarnieri

OMG ROBOTS ARE GOING TO CONTROL OUR LIVES. Also: bring it. RT @nytimesbits More Features of Siri, Voice Control on iPhone nyti.ms/pbqZzl

guspintoGus Pinto

Siri “Where’s the iPhone 5?”

ejc E.J. Coughlin

iPhone 4S – “The Siri virtual assistant interfaces directly with Wolfram Alpha – two things you won’t use in one convenient package”

conkerhimselfChristopher Seavor

iPhone 4S(lighty different)

amgoAnnette Gonzalez

Oh shiiiiiii Sprint’s getting the new iPhone? Might be time to switch. I dig their plans.

YoNipplesHairycall me Dee ♥

the iPhone is overrated. androids are better.

ForevershanForever Shan

RT @AshIsAmazin: Why yall disappointed in the new iPhone? What were you expecting, it to have wings?

tk102570tk102570

Watching Chris Pirillo streaming about the new iPhone. I think he’s about to have a heart attack over his excitement over the new iPhone.

StammyPaul Stamatiou

My usual iPhone upgrade policy: Wait for the next one or until I crack the front glass (already cracked the back glass).

shortformblogShortFormBlog

“Warm bath of sadness”: The #WSJ way of describing today’s #iphone event. WTF? bit.ly/rb9mTu

reekyrocksRich Pedine

from what i can tell its a good thing i didnt care about the big iphone announcement today :)

danecookDane Cook

If you are a tech site who, for the last 6 months, has posted next gen iPhone “rumor roundups” please go swallow a knife.

NEW!!! TWEETS FROM AFTER THE KEYNOTE! >>

EliGPPablo Elizalde

In fairness, I can see why you would want to upgrade to a dual-core iPhone. Who wants to wait a full second to load Angry Birds

recklessnilay patel

Feel pretty stupid about getting punked like that — my apologies. But hey, iPhone 4S, right? What’s up with that, yo?

ObviouslyBenBen Hughes

I will not rest until I find a way to turn the voice of “Siri” on the iPhone 4S into the voice of @TobyTurner‘s Stephen. #BESTASSISTANTEVER

flargh Peter Cohen

I’m bitterly disappointed that every aspect of the iPhone 4S is dramatically better than its predecessor except its shape.</sarcasm>

OverlandParker Michael Pierce

I’m a huge fan of Apple, but I have to say that I’m a little disappointed that the new iPhone 4S can’t even clone sheep.

EDPoloLoco MoneyEd

“@Ambitious_IAM Wat is the new iPhone suppose to do?”i heard it has a telepathy app

simoncowart Simon Says

RT @TheFix: Serious question: Do I buy the “new” iPhone or wait until the 5 comes out? // I’m waiting for the five for superficial reasons

ReubenMourad Reuben Mourad

Spending the morning with my iPhone and a pair of sharp scissors, scratching an “S” into the back of it. I’m so cool and up to date.

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