Bronxzooscobra FUNNIEST TWITTER TRENDS! BronxZooCobra TWEETS

A deadly snake on the loose in NY! Hilarity Ensues… on Twitter.

 

 

Oh sssssssssnap!

BronxZoosCobra: @peternbcnews Don’t turn around. I’m right behind you. Just kidding! lol!

about 4 hours ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

BronxZoosCobra: Holding very still in the snake exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. This is gonna be hilarious!

about 23 hours ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

BronxZoosCobra: Anyone know if Rebecca Black lives in NYC? No reason.

1 day ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

BronxZoosCobra: Dear NYC, Apples and snakes have gone together since the beginning.

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BronxZoosCobra: I want to thank those animals from the movie “Madagascar.” They were a real inspiration.

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TimeNewsfeed: Cobra escapes from Bronx Zoo, promptly gets a Twitter account (@BronxZooCobra) | http://ti.me/fkaDUh

about 2 hours ago via HootSuite · Reply · View Tweet

whiterabbit8563: RT @pritesh23: Looking for the #bronxzoocobra? It’s actually@bronxzooscobra

33 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

alt161: How hard can it be to find a cobra with a smart phone?@BronxZoosCobra

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bridgemama: RT @FernandaAdames: RT @BronxZoosCobra: Donald Trump is thinking about running for president?! Don’t worry, I’ll handle this. Where is Trump Tower exactly?

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BronxZoosCobra: According to the rules of Twitter, I think I’m supposed to announce a multi-city comedy tour now. Right @ConanOBrien & @CharlieSheen?

6 minutes ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

dgcarolina: @bronxzoocobra has over 66K followers on twitter already – this snake knows how to do NYC up right!

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BronxZoosCobra: Not a fan of G.I. Joe.

about 4 hours ago via web · Reply · View Tweet

pareemichele: RT @BronxZoosCobra: Dear @CharlieSheen, know what’s better than tiger’s blood? Cobra venom. #winning … http://tmi.me/8fuL6

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FYI: @Bronxzoocobra is the wrong account

jenniferfalls: Did they ban the #BronxZooCobra?

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garnetstorm: Big hiss to Twitter for suspending @bronxzoocobra account.

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kst8er76: RT @jaywalker20: What the heck! The @Bronxzoocobra has been suspended? If a snake can’t speak his mind freely, then who can?

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TimeNewsfeed: Cobra escapes from Bronx Zoo, promptly gets a Twitter account (@BronxZooCobra) | http://ti.me/fkaDUh

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Twitter Attack Charlie Sheen: Funniest Tweets, Links, YouTube Video, Trends

TWITTER ATTACKS ARE BACK! First up, our good friend & coke fiend man whore Charlie. Enjoy.

 

#winning

Oh ssssssssssnap! @Bronxzooscobra is after @charliesheen

BronxZoosCobra: According to the rules of Twitter, I think I’m supposed to announce a multi-city comedy tour now. Right @ConanOBrien & @CharlieSheen?

about 1 hour ago via web

BronxZoosCobra: Dear @CharlieSheen, know what’s better than tiger’s blood? Cobra venom. #winning #snakeonthetown Also I’m 20 inches long. Just sayin’.

More on @bronxzooscobra here Sheen links & videos worth clickity click click clicking…

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BettyFckinWhite: Coming soon: Charlie Sheen’s Tiger Blood 10,000 Hour Energy Drink. Tastes like winning! #tigerblood

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RSimpson20: RT @NMEmagazine: Charlie Sheen gets a million Twitter followers in one day http://dlvr.it/J8Zsv

half a minute ago via dlvr.it

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mollywood: Whatever, iPad. Look at this. Charlie Sheen quotes as New Yorker cartoons. So genius I almost can’t process it. http://bzfd.it/grVeur

about 18 hours ago via web

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sarahksilverman: My thoughts and prayers are with Charlie Sheen tonight, as he’s been diagnosed with Full Blown Busey

about 8 hours ago via Who Say

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ARPHOTO: Somewhere in America about 25 drug dealers already named their product “Charlie Sheen“.

16 minutes ago via web

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timbotown: Please use Bullet Train wreck when referring to Charlie Sheen. Normal diesel speed will not do justice to his collision.

16 minutes ago via HootSuite

 

 

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joan_rivers: All this @charliesheen news reminds me of seeing “Inception.” I have no idea what the hell is going on, but can’t wait to see how it ends.

about 18 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

 

 

 

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