September 27, 2009
That’s right 100! We worked hard for this TWITTER FUNNY and there are a lot of funny tweets in these tees! Hours of clicking …laughing …thinking WTF? Oh, not to mention all the cutting and pasting …and a little designing too! Most of these are “click to buy” if you want ‘em, so click click clickety click… GOT BETTER? Link your favs in the comments!
WTF is Twitter? dark men classic t by twitterfunny in spired by @BrianShaler
Twitter evolution by megedsh
KISS MY AT grnblu mns raglan CUSTOMIZE IT
YouTwitFace Mens White by Furious911
Twitter Barely kno her 2.O wmn wht lngslv sht by twitterfunny
I’m not a stalker, I’m just talkative (women t-s) by missychrissyxo
Don’t be an a hole blktxt whtblue rgln by twitterfunny
Twitter @ Shirt by canadianvandal
iTweet there4 IM 2ptO colors wmn ltbl tee by twitterfunny
Tweet Me Mania! by FracturedTees
Twitter-ish! by theconniemack
stop staring at my tweets men/wmn classic fit by twitterfunny
Twitter Anonymous by deezynr
IM H8R whtlogo blk hoodie by twitterfunny
twitter whore Shirt by UnfollowNation
Every time you Twitter, God forwards an email. by mattbarton
Appel iGolf by twitterfunny
Speak SlowlyI’m Twittering this by jrlaughlin
u r what u tweet 2.O wmn t spag CUST by twitterfunny
Twitter Stalkers are Born by YayScreamhella
u r what u tweet wmn t men tee by twitterfunny
Twitter Mouse Pad – Should I really tweet this? by canadianvandal
Analog Twitter Device whtlgo wht swtsht by twitterfunny
My Followers Can Beat Up Your Followers by meltroid
Neil Diamond tweet > IM I sed wht on blk wmn long sleave
I twitter when I’m on the shitter T-Shirt by glenndesigns
Tweet drunk by megedsh
“I’m afraid Twitter”… Magnet by shelfcheck
“Hitter” Poster by markthaler
twittering about twitter by TerryBain
Pardon Me, I Just Tweeted by zazspaz
Shut your Tweethole by DirtyLaundry
I Will Not Tweet My Lunch by meltroid
I think someone is following me by megedsh
THUMB’S UP “You Like This.” by retroart
Don’t be a twit! by hopelessnecro
We Tweet U Right butn CUSTOMIZE ->ADD UR BIZ!
Tweet Mousepad by rgerull
WTF lg oct adj wht ht by twitterfunny
Twitter T-Shirts by TwitterTweeShirts
Ladies Light Tee by hughbriss
Twitpocalypse Survivor by wheresthevan
Now I Twitter by maggie02
From the Ellen DeGeneres Show! @theEllenShow
RU FOLOING ME? wmn by twitterfunny
BOLD! Add @YourName RU folowing me (on back) mens WHT
iSand embroidered Polo blk silvrlogo
Analog Twitter Notebooks available for: Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Grandma, Teacher, My, My Other 
WTF military fitted blk by twitterfunny
iBrew embroidered Polo wht
IheartIM 2ptO mn pink raglan by twitterfunny
BOLD! @YourName RU folowing me mens BLK by twitterfunny
iGolf embroidered Polo blk silvrlogo by twitterfunny
WHAT?? You wouldn’t throw you’re own shirt in there? Yeah Right!
You made it this far, (pls) Diggg it>
Follow @RichandDaveShow
MORE TWITTER FUNNY >>>
testing with Alphainventions.com
Posted in Funny Tweats, Geek Funny, Twitter Inspired Gear, iStuff from Appel | Tagged 100 funny tshirts, 100 geeky tshirts, 100 tech shirts, 100 twitter jokes, 100 twitter tees, analog twitter, apple jokes, bigger than robert scoble shirt, bigger than scoble, comedic tweets, comedy tweeting, comical tweets, comical twitter, edgy, edgy christmas gifts, edgy shirts, edgy t-shirts, edgy tees, ellen degeneres, ellen twitter, evolution, facebiotch, facebook, facebook gifts, facebook gifts for teens, facebook hats, facebook mugs, favorite tweet, favorite tweets, funny, funny facebook gifts, funny from twitter, funny geeky gifts, funny jesus shirts, funny on twitter, funny tweets, funny twitter, funny twitter gifts, funny twitter shirts, geek humor, geeky christmas gifts, geeky gifts, humor, humorous tweets, hysterical shirts, i tweet there4 im, i tweet therefor i am, igolf, ipad 2d, iphone joks, ipod spoofs, isand, jesus jokes, jesus shirts, joke tweets, jokes, jokes on twitter, kiss my @, kiss my ass, kiss my ass shirts, more funny tweets, my tweets are reel, neil diamond twitter, nice tweets!, one hundred funny tshirts, one hundred geeky tshirts, one hundred tech shirts, one hundred twitter jokes, one hundred twitter tees, ru following me, ru folowing me, rude shirts, rude t-shirts, rude tees, rude ts, rude tshirts, tech jokes, these tweets are reel, tweet, tweets, twitter, twitter comedy, twitter funny, twitter gifts, twitter hats, twitter humor, twitter i barely know her, twitter inpired shirts, twitter jokes, twitter kicks @, twitter kicks at, twitter mugs, twitter shirts, twitter tshirts, twitter whore, twitter.com, twitterfunny, u r what you tweet, ur what you tweet, WTF, wtf hats, wtf is twitter, you twit face, youtwitface | 3 Comments »
April 12, 2009
Tweaster Sunday is long gone, The 10 Commandments of Twitter are here to stay…
- Thou shalt not tweet & drive.
- Thou shalt stop adding “Tw” to everything. This is not the Twen Twommandments” you do not have a tweech in-twediment. Please, enough’s enough.
- Thou shalt include a hint of “why” with every #followfriday recommendation. If you can’t come up with one word they’re not worth following.
- You shall not tweet your location when on secret government assignments.
- Thou shalt not send every tweet to your Facebook account. Seriously, half the time they even don’t make sense!
- You shall no longer post tweets like “in the car,” “eating breakfast,” “walking down hall.”
- Thou shalt not post the same tweet more than 3 times, especially in a row!
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors number of followers.
- Thou shalt not auto DM.
- Thou shalt not retweet yourself, it’s just goofy and a little sad.
SPONSOR> Click here to get a Killer Custom Twitter Background FAST!
Also, In case you missed our recommendations for #goodfollowfriday: @jchrst, @peter, @paul, etc.
Got more? Add yours in the comments!
UR what U tweet!
-Rich
Don’t miss a post! Add us to your RSS :http://richanddaveshow.wordpress.com/feed/
Click to check them out!
Posted in holiday funny | Tagged comedy websites, funny tweets, jokes on twitter, joke tweets, comedy on twitter, comics tweeting, comedy tweeting, comedic tweets, comical twitter, comical tweets, funny on twitter, its funnier on twitter, twitterfunny, humor, twitter humor, humorous tweets, funny from twitter, 10 commandments, ren commandments, 10, ten, commandments, twitter commandments, 10 commandments of twitter, 10 twitter commandments, ten commandments of twitter, 10 Twommandments, Twen Twommandments, Tweaster, Tweaster Sunday, Easter Tweets, Easter, Tweets for Easter | 7 Comments »
November 24, 2009
WATCH OUT FOR THIS. YOU CANT BE TOO CAREFUL! Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it.
This will only become more commonplace as the weather warms next Spring. A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular Lowes, Home Depot, or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.. Here’s how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also July 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men.
Warn your friends to be vigilant.
P.S. Target has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Wal-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowes, Home Depot, and Costco.
*It’s not very often I get one of these chain emails worth posting, but this one was pretty spectacular!
Be careful out there! U R what you tweet!
@RichandDaveshow
Posted in Fact and Fiction | Tagged new scam targets guy shoppers, warning for men, women robbing men | Leave a Comment »
September 11, 2009
Posted in Fact and Fiction, Gadget Funny, Geek Funny, iStuff from Appel | Tagged 2009, amazing future gadget of today, amazing new ipod, appel, apple, apple humore, apple ipod, apple netbook spotted, apple spoof, buy apple tablet, flexible flat screen display, funny, funny apple spoof, funny college gifts, funny gifts, funny iphone 3G ad spoof, funny teen gifts, future ipod tech, Future laptop, future teck, gadget jokes, gadgets, gamer, geek, Geek Funny, geeky, hysterical ipod spoof, ipad, iphone, iphone 3g, iphone 3G ad spoof, iphone ad spoof, iphone parady, iphone parody, iphone spoof, ipod, ipod 2009, ipod annoucement, ipod joke, ipod nano, ipod new, ipod parady, ipod parody, ipod rumor pics, ipod spoof, ipod tablet, mac, macbook, mobile, mobile tablet, new ipod, new ipod large display, new ipod video, new ipods, new ipods video, new mac rumor, new nano, next apple netbook real pics, next gen apple table, next gen ipod rumor, next gen nano, notebook, order apple tablet, Order Apple Tablet Now, real pics of ipod rumor, retro ipod, retro ipods, rumored apple tablet, rumored tablet pics, tech, teen gifts, text | 2 Comments »
Now this is probably some of my favorite stuff! FUNNY TWITTER TRENDS! Starting off with a couple of our faves and finishing off with the trends folks are tweeting about! Let’s hear it – post your favorite funny Twitter trends in the comments!
Ok, right now you think I’m crazy…. but wait’ll I show you my nuts! #robotpickuplines
evil_abounds RT @imaudihere 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01101000 01110101 01100111 01100101 00101110 00100000. #robotpickuplinesless than 5 seconds ago from web 
LeonardoR @BadAstronomer: “Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1.” #robotpickuplinesless than 10 seconds ago from twhirl
Relle_D RT @nickshepherdme Nice Bolts wanna screw?#robotpickuplines << haaaahaha!less than 10 seconds ago from Twitterrific
dreamwatch RT @rokku #robotpickuplines You make my interface GUIless than 20 seconds ago from web
jonacon #robotpickuplines “Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you are the bomb.”half a minute ago from web
keeponwagging #robotpickuplines It that a joystick you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?half a minute ago from web
warplayer RT @SocratestheSock If I were a function(), would you call me? #robotpickuplineshalf a minute ago from twhirl
erionhouston RT: @spencerNYC #robotpickuplines – “Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?” (via@therussian)1 minute ago from Twitterrific
robotcomics #robotpickuplines I support portrait and landscape modes.1 minute ago from web
JenniferRose21 RT @ ryanjin: RT @alanontwit:#robotpickuplines yes, I know you’re metric- but I’m willing to convert. (VIA Futurama) #LOL1 minute ago from web
taboogle My docking station or yours? #robotpickuplinesless than a minute ago from TwitterBerry
lookitslizzle RT @weirdralph: #robotpickuplines Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!less than a minute ago from TweetDeck
spadoinkler #robotpickuplines “I’m a cybernetic orgasm. Living tissue over metal Bellend-oskeleton”1 minute ago from web
rodomontade I don’t know what you’re thinking of me, but I hope it’s SS~~000.9 #robotpickuplines3 minutes ago from web
x5partan push a button to turn me on #robotpickuplines5 minutes ago from web
Howlnmad #robotpickuplines Is that a diode in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me??5 minutes ago from web
gtheg Hey baby, my name’s Vista, can I crash at your place tonight! Make sure you remember some antivirus software hun#robotpickuplines5 minutes ago from web
tearinyourhand #robotpickuplines Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?5 minutes ago from web
carpediazz @justamedicine RT jonacon #robotpickuplines“Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you are the bomb.”6 minutes ago from web
Show Conversation
First of all, thanks to 
